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  • Shoehorn!
    Die With Your Boots On
    • Oct 2003
    • 22872

    #1

    Investors needed - major opportunity here

    Think about this, what is something that is in every building, that thousands of people use everyday, and has a monopoly?


















    Did you think of it?















    You didn't did you?















    I'll tell you. The Otis Elevator company. Think about it, 98% of elevators in the United States are Otis Elevators. Aside from the fact that they're owned by United Technologies, which also owns such companies as Carrier and Sikorsky, and have a market cap of over $51 billion, I think that they've rode the gravy train for far too long. I say we strike while the irons hot and move in on this untapped vertical transportation market. I have some engineers working on the mechanics of it all, and I am pretty confident that we can move in and compete in the elevator arena without a problem. Whos with me?
  • Triple 6
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2002
    • 5394

    #2
    fuck that. I have several pending patents on my spaceage teleportation device, which will render all current forms of travel virtually useless.
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    • Shoehorn!
      Die With Your Boots On
      • Oct 2003
      • 22872

      #3
      Originally posted by Triple 6
      fuck that. I have several pending patents on my spaceage teleportation device, which will render all current forms of travel virtually useless.
      We should definately talk about some kind of deal here.

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      • Shoehorn!
        Die With Your Boots On
        • Oct 2003
        • 22872

        #4
        Someone wake KRL up/.

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        • Brujah
          Beer Money Baron
          • Jan 2001
          • 22157

          #5
          Originally posted by Triple 6
          fuck that. I have several pending patents on my spaceage teleportation device, which will render all current forms of travel virtually useless.
          I would be interested in investing in this miraculous teleportation technology.

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          • Shoehorn!
            Die With Your Boots On
            • Oct 2003
            • 22872

            #6
            Originally posted by Brujah
            I would be interested in investing in this miraculous teleportation technology.
            Don't say I didn't tell you that elevators are the wave of the future.

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            • rickholio
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2004
              • 1914

              #7
              Elevators are SO 1900s.

              The people-moving wave of the future is HYDRAULIC TUBES!

              Doesn't anyone watch futurama? That show speaks the truth!
              ~

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              • evanmorgan
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2004
                • 2490

                #8
                hmmmm, this is a joke right?

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                • Chio The Pirate
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 946

                  #9
                  YARGH! I had me a otis installed in me boat. Cost me some booty too, I agree with you Shoehorn. I'll draw me up some maps, and run some numbers. Otis needs to get thrown overboard, and fed to me sharky farts!

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                  • Shoehorn!
                    Die With Your Boots On
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 22872

                    #10
                    Originally posted by evanmorgan
                    hmmmm, this is a joke right?

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                    I don't joke.

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                    • Shoehorn!
                      Die With Your Boots On
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 22872

                      #11
                      Originally posted by rickholio
                      Elevators are SO 1900s.

                      The people-moving wave of the future is HYDRAULIC TUBES!

                      Doesn't anyone watch futurama? That show speaks the truth!
                      That's in 1000 years. We need to strike NOW.

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                      • Shoehorn!
                        Die With Your Boots On
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 22872

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Chio The Pirate
                        YARGH! I had me a otis installed in me boat. Cost me some booty too, I agree with you Shoehorn. I'll draw me up some maps, and run some numbers. Otis needs to get thrown overboard, and fed to me sharky farts!
                        Finally, someone with some sense.

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