For Philosophers: Will a snowman's cock melt if he has sex?

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  • poorwebmaster
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2003
    • 1137

    #1

    For Philosophers: Will a snowman's cock melt if he has sex?

    Watcha think?

    Last edited by poorwebmaster; 04-06-2005, 09:39 AM.

  • skinnay
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2004
    • 2274

    #2
    thats really creepy
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    • axelcat
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      • Jun 2002
      • 25450

      #3
      really scary

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      • NoCarrier
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        • Mar 2002
        • 16356

        #4
        A snowman can't have sex. It's just snow.

        I think you need medication and/or therapy

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        • Tom_PM
          Porn Meister
          • Feb 2005
          • 16443

          #5
          I doubt it would melt because it's probably a vegetable or something, lol.
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          • Tala
            Fucked if I know
            • Dec 2002
            • 23368

            #6
            Okay, just for shits and giggles: It would depend upon what the snowman was fucking. If the partner is made of flesh and blood, then yes, because body temperature is obviously much higher than that of the snow. If he's banging a snowgirl, though, he shouldn't melt. Maybe become smoother from wear....but not melt.

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            • Tala
              Fucked if I know
              • Dec 2002
              • 23368

              #7
              I can't believe I actually took the time to think about that, much less answer it.

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              • swedguy
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2002
                • 7981

                #8
                Lets say a snowman has sex with a snowlady, his dick will melt. Even though both are frozen, the friction will make it varm and his tool will turn into an ex frozen snowman tool.


                mmmmmkay

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                • swedguy
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 7981

                  #9
                  For those of you who still has snow. Take 2 snowballs and rub them together, you will soon start to feel that they're getting icy (snow melts but freeze when it seaps into the snow).

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                  • Melanie
                    Registered User
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 21

                    #10
                    Hey dont you lot believe in magic - if a snowman can abduct a small chiled and go 'flying through the air' I'm sure he wouldnt have much trouble getting a stiffy on - would that be dubbed a popsicle I wonder- ohhhhhh for the poor girl just think of the cramps afterwards - hardly bears thinking about.

                    Still at least with a popsicle he'd taste ok for a BJ I suppose - I'd go for strawberry flavour myself.
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                    • swedguy
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 7981

                      #11
                      So basically if the snowman has a big enough tool and it's cold enough from the beginning. If he keeps on pumping at a mellow pace, only a small the outer part of his tool will melt and become ice. So his tool will get rock hard after a while and stay that way.

                      FUCK VIAGRA, GO SNOWMAN!

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                      • wjxxx
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 4448

                        #12
                        Of course his cock will melt. It`s phisics not philosophy

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