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  • disregard
    Confirmed User
    • May 2004
    • 118
    #1

    My ass really hurts.

    I haven't riden a bicycle for at least 10 years. I picked up a cheap bicycle (Norco Scorcher), and rode 60km's on trails yesterday, and another 60 km's today (that's about 37-38 Miles each day). My ass is fucking killing me. Is it cause I need a new seat, cause I'm a fatass, or do I just have to get used to riding again?

    Also, i realized the seat was adjusted wrong the first day. Maybe when the bruise heals, I'll stop feeling like goatse.
    house o' fart
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    • Dalai lama
      Strength and Honor
      • Jul 2004
      • 16540
      #2
      Seems like you '' over biked '' yourself

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        • disregard
          Confirmed User
          • May 2004
          • 118
          #3
          Originally posted by Dalai lama
          Seems like you '' over biked '' yourself
          Yeah maybe.. but I'd hate to think it's gonna be too long before i can do rides like this again.. I used to do double this easily 10 years ago. I'd be worn out at the end of the ride, but I wouldn't feel like i just got tranny tricked.

          To make it worse, my buddy just invited me to go check out his motorcross bike on thursday, but really, I'm a little tender for landing any jumps.
          house o' fart

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            • wargames
              Kliris
              • May 2003
              • 10423
              #4
              and a bike's seat is sort of shaped like a prick and having that up the ass makes you feel as though you're being sodomized
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                • BIGTYMER
                  Junior Achiever
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 17066
                  #5
                  Sit on a pillow.

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                    • Pretty_Lara
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 755
                      #6
                      i felt the same after first-time horse-riding... your muscles must to adopt... but the worst was when i ride camel in Egypt for 5km...i thout i couldn't even get down from it.
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                        • Witzak
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 707
                          #7
                          because you are a fatass and you are not used to!
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                            • disregard
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2004
                              • 118
                              #8
                              Update: On Friday my bike got stolen from in front of my house. Someone walked right into my room, stole the key, unlocked it, and rode away with the bike and lock intact.
                              house o' fart

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                                • loverboy
                                  When it rains, it pours
                                  • May 2003
                                  • 20609
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by disregard
                                  Update: On Friday my bike got stolen from in front of my house. Someone walked right into my room, stole the key, unlocked it, and rode away with the bike and lock intact.
                                  possibility of an inside job

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                                    • disregard
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2004
                                      • 118
                                      #10
                                      I was pissed off, so I grabbed a pen and a pad and started investigating. I gotta say, it's shitty when you find out who your friends AREN'T!

                                      I'll save a few bucks and buy another bike in a few weeks.

                                      I'd offer $10 PHP work like the guy who trashed his jaguar, but I'd be stepping on his toes. Heh.. Next week is my week.
                                      house o' fart

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                                        • wdsguy
                                          Ryde or Die
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 19568
                                          #11
                                          run a nice hot bath

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                                            • tony299
                                              lurker
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 57021
                                              #12
                                              sounds painful lol

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                                                • Stacey_JoinRightNow
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                  • 6269
                                                  #13
                                                  i agree...a nice hot bath will do!

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                                                    • sniperwolf
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                      • 17743
                                                      #14
                                                      they saw you in great pain... they decided to take it away...;-)


                                                      goodluck on your "coming soon" bike!
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                                                        • mardigras
                                                          Bon temps!
                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                          • 14194
                                                          #15
                                                          Edit: Nevermind, I see the problem's solved
                                                          Last edited by mardigras; 04-26-2005, 08:56 PM.
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