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  • Snake Doctor
    I'm Lenny2 Bitch
    • Mar 2001
    • 13449

    #1

    Damn, online dating must be tough (PIC)



    I saw this banner when reading an article on cnnsi....thought it was hilarious.
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  • Snake Doctor
    I'm Lenny2 Bitch
    • Mar 2001
    • 13449

    #2
    Of course this isn't the banner you want on a sports website is it? You should have one saying how its ok to be married your wife will never know and we'll tell you how to score...LOL
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    • UnclePecker
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jun 2004
      • 266

      #3
      Crazy marketing... Mention Felons in your add! ahahah...
      Guess all the surfers who were not thinking about Felons will be after seeing
      that banner. I'd love the see the click through on that thing..hahaahah

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      • reynold
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Oct 2002
        • 51271

        #4
        Yeah it's better to meet girls in bars.

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        • WWC
          #1 Adult Content Provider
          • Jul 2003
          • 11577

          #5
          Thats a double edge sword on marketing...interesting!
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          • Snake Doctor
            I'm Lenny2 Bitch
            • Mar 2001
            • 13449

            #6
            Originally posted by AdultLoungeRaffi
            Thats a double edge sword on marketing...interesting!
            This is true.
            The biggest problem most personals sites have it that there are ALOT more men than women on them....so marketing to women is smart.

            But this definitely scares away all the users looking for a "fling" on the side....and I'm sure a significant percentage of online personal ads from men AND women are people just looking for a fling on the side.
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            • Snake Doctor
              I'm Lenny2 Bitch
              • Mar 2001
              • 13449

              #7
              HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
              http://www.true.com/default.htm

              From the front page of the site.

              MARRIED PEOPLE WILL BE PROSECUTED.
              Because we care, we screen members against public records to check marital status.

              That is FUCKED up.
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              • Big Red Machine
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2005
                • 9586

                #8
                Originally posted by Lenny2
                HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
                http://www.true.com/default.htm

                From the front page of the site.

                MARRIED PEOPLE WILL BE PROSECUTED.
                Because we care, we screen members against public records to check marital status.

                That is FUCKED up.
                Thats crazy but I guess if you were trully looking for someone decent. This would be the place. I filmed a girl that escorts as well(big surprise lol). She told me escorts are starting to use the Online Dating sites to hook up with Johns

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                • goldman
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 212

                  #9
                  escort who also suck cock??
                  SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                  • wargames
                    Kliris
                    • May 2003
                    • 10423

                    #10
                    Gotta get me one of those escorts.
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                    • emthree
                      Dialer Kingpin
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 10816

                      #11
                      Quick! Someone haxor them and throw up the AFF Christian Love page.
                      I would love to see what words they have for married swingers.

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                      • hydro
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 4216

                        #12
                        If you want to meet the most physco bitches of your life head on over to true.com. They not only "prosecute" married people but alsod conduct a criminal backround check on you

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                        • Drake
                          Hello world!
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 12508

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Lenny2
                          HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
                          http://www.true.com/default.htm

                          From the front page of the site.

                          MARRIED PEOPLE WILL BE PROSECUTED.
                          Because we care, we screen members against public records to check marital status.

                          That is FUCKED up.
                          LOL that's bizarre

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                          • Snake Doctor
                            I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                            • Mar 2001
                            • 13449

                            #14
                            Originally posted by hydro
                            If you want to meet the most physco bitches of your life head on over to true.com. They not only "prosecute" married people but alsod conduct a criminal backround check on you
                            That's what I'm thinking. Nothing but a bunch of feminazis who want a copy of your TRW and a blood sample before they'll give you their phone number.

                            And the date that they'll put out on is the one where you say "I do".
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                            • DateDoc
                              Outside looking in.
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 14243

                              #15
                              True has been pushing for a while for ALL online dating sites to do background checks to "protect" their members. They even have a senator or congressman pushing to have it become law I think. It is their way to seem more reputable than their competition and the stir it has created has gotten their name out there. In June 2004 they weren't even ranked inthe top 100K websites now they are 3300 or there abouts. Seems their plan worked!!

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                              • nico-t
                                emperor of my world
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 29901

                                #16
                                a perfect dating site for bush supporters!

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                                • HpicAnn
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2005
                                  • 4319

                                  #17
                                  LOL that ad is funny ...
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                                  • Forkbeard
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2002
                                    • 2236

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Lenny2
                                    MARRIED PEOPLE WILL BE PROSECUTED.
                                    Because we care, we screen members against public records to check marital status.
                                    Prosecuted for what, exactly? Adultery isn't a crime in most jurisdictions anymore, and it's probably been twenty years since the last time a prosecutor dared prosecute an adultery even in places like Utah.
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                                    • Sosa
                                      In Tushy Land
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 40149

                                      #19
                                      haha good ad

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                                      • galleryseek
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2002
                                        • 8234

                                        #20
                                        uhm, what's wrong with what they're doing? i'm sure it gets rid of a LARGE majority of fucking worthless human beings (cheaters and felons)

                                        but i guess a lot of you have a problem with that because you wouldn't be able to participate on that site.

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                                        • GatorB
                                          The Demon & 12clicks
                                          • Oct 2001
                                          • 18208

                                          #21
                                          Now if they'd screen for fatties and uglies.

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                                          • Cassie
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Mar 2003
                                            • 3139

                                            #22
                                            isn't that the same site that states they will prosecute anyone who is dishonest in their marital status?
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                                            • Wizzo
                                              2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
                                              • Nov 2000
                                              • 15224

                                              #23
                                              Them damn "marrieds"... haha
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                                              • MandyBlake
                                                The one and only!
                                                • Nov 2002
                                                • 17761

                                                #24
                                                they screen for felons and marrieds? lol
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                                                • Snake Doctor
                                                  I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                                  • Mar 2001
                                                  • 13449

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Forkbeard
                                                  Prosecuted for what, exactly? Adultery isn't a crime in most jurisdictions anymore, and it's probably been twenty years since the last time a prosecutor dared prosecute an adultery even in places like Utah.
                                                  Fraud I think.
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                                                  • OzMan
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                    • 9162

                                                    #26
                                                    http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...highlight=true

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                                                    • nastyking
                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 2174

                                                      #27
                                                      if you want to promote true.com - they pay $4.25 for a short lead (no credit card required)

                                                      works extremly well if you target a female audience

                                                      ICQ: 129393

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                                                      • davethetruth
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 2806

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by nastyking
                                                        if you want to promote true.com - they pay $4.25 for a short lead (no credit card required)

                                                        works extremly well if you target a female audience

                                                        ICQ: 129393
                                                        They don't allow adult traffic.
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                                                        • davethetruth
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 2806

                                                          #29
                                                          Got to love it when adult websites are listed with illegal activities in the T&C:

                                                          "you are unsuitable for the True Affiliate Program for any reason, including, without limitation, inclusion or promotion of images or content that, at any time, is in any way unlawful, harmful, threatening, defamatory, libelous, obscene, harassing, hate-oriented, or racially, ethically or otherwise objectionable such as Web sites that: depict sexually explicit images; promote violence; promote discrimination based on race, sex, religion, nationality, disability, sexual orientation, or age; promote illegal activities, offer any illegal good or service (or link(s) to a Web site(s) that does so) or incorporate any materials which infringe or assist others to infringe any copyright, trademark or other intellectual property rights (collectively "Content Restrictions"),"
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                                                          • nastyking
                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                            • 2174

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by davethetruth
                                                            They don't allow adult traffic.
                                                            surprise. surprise. there are actually people on GFY that own mainstream traffic ...

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                                                            • davethetruth
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                              • 2806

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by nastyking
                                                              surprise. surprise. there are actually people on GFY that own mainstream traffic ...

                                                              lol

                                                              Just letting people know. I found them a few weeks ago and was pretty excited, just to be let down.
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                                                              • nastyking
                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                • 2174

                                                                #32
                                                                if you run a CAN SPAM compliant newsletter you can promote true.com as well - $4.25 per profile (only lead, no join)

                                                                contact me ICQ 129393 to get the $4.25 payout (not $2 as through their normal affiliate program)

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