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  • RoCkMaN
    Confirmed User
    • May 2003
    • 928

    #1

    Post your best put-downs, insults

    Come on. Insult me dammit. Make me cry.
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  • BradM
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 3397

    #2

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    • RoCkMaN
      Confirmed User
      • May 2003
      • 928

      #3
      Stop it! I can't take it!
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      • Shooting_Manic
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jan 2005
        • 1740

        #4
        Dude, you suck the farts from dead rats.
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        • Jon2
          So Fucking Banned
          • Aug 2001
          • 2875

          #5
          Go fuck yourself

          Jon

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          • MandyBlake
            The one and only!
            • Nov 2002
            • 17761

            #6
            you're bad.
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            • mikeyddddd
              Viva la vulva!
              • Mar 2003
              • 16557

              #7
              Originally posted by RoCkMaN
              Come on. Insult me dammit. Make me cry.
              I don't want to make you cry, so I'm not going to tell you that you look like Sleazy and dance like him, too. BTW, Jon's eyeballing your ass because Mandy told him you couldn't get it up with girls and Shooting_Manic wouldn't shoot you with BradM's camera, even if you two are your best friends.

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              • Justfuckedmyself
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2003
                • 452

                #8
                The last piece of ass you got was when your finger slipped through the toilet paper.
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                • ULVideo
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2004
                  • 405

                  #9
                  If my dog looked like you, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.

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                  • TheSenator
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 13330

                    #10
                    "You smell like ass."
                    ISeekGirls.com since 2005

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                    • spanky part 2
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 1981

                      #11
                      I called your daddy a fag, and he hit me with his purse.

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                      • crowkid
                        o.g. spammer
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 1240

                        #12
                        Originally posted by spanky part 2
                        I called your daddy a fag, and he hit me with his purse.
                        mwahhahaha

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                        • spanky part 2
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 1981

                          #13
                          I called your momma a 2 bit whor, and she hit me with a sack of quarters.

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                          • spanky part 2
                            Confirmed User
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 1981

                            #14
                            I met your parents, they're pretty nice guys.

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                            • spanky part 2
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 1981

                              #15
                              Smell my finger..... guess what that's your wife.

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                              • galleryseek
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2002
                                • 8234

                                #16
                                "I'll knock your fucking teeth so far down your throat you'll have to drop your pants everytime you chew."

                                "I will stab you in the face with a sodering iron."

                                not really insults, but threats

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                                • spanky part 2
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 1981

                                  #17
                                  Why not cut out the middle man, and give me a blowjob. Cuz that strange taste you get when eating out your wife, is my spunk.

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                                  • spanky part 2
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 1981

                                    #18
                                    My momma may wear army boots, but I fucked the shit out of yours.

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                                    • Icon
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 1757

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by spanky part 2
                                      I met your parents, they're pretty nice guys.

                                      I called your momma a 2 bit whor, and she hit me with a sack of quarters.


                                      You have two dads

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                                      • camcutie
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Oct 2004
                                        • 817

                                        #20
                                        Atleast I don't have lips on my ass and talk a lot of shit!

                                        (ok... vulgar but was always a good one hehe)

                                        XOXOXO
                                        *Krystal*

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                                        • tical
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2002
                                          • 6504

                                          #21
                                          Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
                                          112.020.756

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                                          • RoCkMaN
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • May 2003
                                            • 928

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by spanky part 2
                                            Why not cut out the middle man, and give me a blowjob. Cuz that strange taste you get when eating out your wife, is my spunk.
                                            That's just plain rude!
                                            I like it.
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                                            • Nylz
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2004
                                              • 8285

                                              #23
                                              I could've been your dad, but the dog beat me to it..
                                              No sig.

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                                              • Rebecca Love
                                                Skinemax BQueen
                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 2145

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Nylz
                                                I could've been your dad, but the dog beat me to it..
                                                ouch, thats gonna hurt!


                                                Kisses,
                                                Rebecca Love
                                                "Skinemax BQueen of Late-Nite"
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                                                • Kevsh
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                  • 8619

                                                  #25
                                                  I walk up to a woman in a bar and ask her to dance/have a drink/whatever, she looks me up and down as if she's checking out the "goods" with a disapproving look on her face.

                                                  I stop her before she replies and say "Hey, don't be so picky ... I wasn't"

                                                  (What you Americans would call a Pre-emptive Strike)

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