I'm Guna Die.. Damnit

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  • Smegma
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2002
    • 1751

    #1

    I'm Guna Die.. Damnit

    In true Darwin fashion, I just took a swig from a 2-month-old can of Mountain Dew.

    Fuzzy, warm, with a surprisingly sugarless after taste.

    I die now. bye bye
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  • 421Fill
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2001
    • 20659

    #2
    had it been opened for two months, or just 2 months past the date?

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    • Smegma
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2002
      • 1751

      #3
      It had been OPENED for 2 months.
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      • Beastiepoo
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2002
        • 1971

        #4
        Why did you do such a thing???
        Dammit! My timing SUCKS!
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        • Naughty
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2001
          • 6478

          #5
          Farewell, it was nice doing business with ya

          Ask God if he needs some stuff done and refer me, just make sure he understands I cannot come over to talk details the first 60 or years
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          • Pete
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2001
            • 6617

            #6
            Thats just stupid
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            • Smegma
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2002
              • 1751

              #7
              Stupid is as stupid does
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              • SimonBalk
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2002
                • 197

                #8
                live is fucked up.

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                • Fatbrain
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 218

                  #9
                  2 month old mountain dew.........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, gooooooooood. =)

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                  • playa
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2001
                    • 6432

                    #10
                    once i drank a budweiser after the expiration date,,
                    i thought i was gonna die too

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                    • InsaneMidget
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2002
                      • 3767

                      #11
                      That sounds yummy

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                      • clickpimp
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2002
                        • 1159

                        #12
                        yes, you will die. but are you caffinated?
                        eventually, earth will lose.
                        enjoy it while it lasts.


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                        • Rodent
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2001
                          • 1462

                          #13

                          disgusting
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                          • Cheshire
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 5738

                            #14
                            WAIT!!!!




                            How many cigarette butts were in it?
                            That should tell us about how much time you have....


                            just a little bit naughty

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                            • PaulSweet
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2002
                              • 1094

                              #15
                              I'm going to die as well but probably in 30-40 years unless I also try to consume expired products....

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                              • 421Fill
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Nov 2001
                                • 20659

                                #16

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