Stupid models... somthing stuck in a girl's ass

**Barefootsies** · 04-02-2005, 05:58 AM

Originally posted by gangbangjoe

your kidding right ?

That about sums up my reaction.

**wallst** · 04-02-2005, 06:06 AM

Originally posted by mardigras

PO-TA-TURD

**painintheass** · 04-02-2005, 07:28 AM

Originally posted by The Other Sweetie

As crazy as this story is, I'm wondering more why things even progressed that far without a model release being signed first. I'd think that's the first thing to do before you even get to the great potato discovery.

Geez sorry I should follow the Porn Guild Regulations and had her fill in the form when she arrived.

I'm just a little independant and when you make gonzo or internet content. Sometimes you fill out the release when you start and sometimes you fill it out when you finish. These aren't really rules written in stone.

Normally I get them to fill out the form when I pay them and thats normally when the work is done.

Hell, I even leave it up to the talent when it comes to looking at HIV tests. I'm just the bitch with the camera.

**NoCarrier** · 04-02-2005, 07:41 AM

Remember kids, do not put potatoes in your ass.

**tungsten** · 04-02-2005, 07:46 AM

thats some funny/weird shit

**tranza** · 04-02-2005, 08:13 AM

I'm not buying that...

**sexyclicks** · 04-02-2005, 08:16 AM

I fucked her

**Peter Romero** · 04-02-2005, 08:17 AM

This thread is useless without pix

**Spunky** · 04-02-2005, 08:18 AM

You have to be kidding me

**Fuckin Bill** · 04-02-2005, 09:19 AM

That's some funny shit. Made my day

**alexg** · 04-02-2005, 10:01 AM

HAHAHAHAHA OMG

**alias** · 04-02-2005, 10:06 AM

I call potato[bull] shit on this one.

**Froey Twe** · 04-02-2005, 10:07 AM

Originally posted by gangbangjoe

good idea bro

OMG ROFLLL THATS A GREAT ONE! LOL

**Nylz** · 04-02-2005, 10:08 AM

Saw this one in another thread

**Nylz** · 04-02-2005, 10:11 AM

Btw..

Am I the only one who thinks it's funny that this comes from someone with the nick 'painintheass' ??

**brilsmurf** · 04-02-2005, 10:12 AM

lol usersname is great indeed

**Paraskass** · 04-02-2005, 10:14 AM

Originally posted by Manowar

lol. anal potato

**painintheass** · 04-02-2005, 10:53 AM

Originally posted by Nylz

Saw this one in another thread

Thats is just too fucking funny!

Ok just for you bastards I got in touch with the Mrs. Potato and I'm going to try and I'm supposed to meet her monday to sign a release. I'll post photos right after I get one.

For the future I must remember to not be sooo flipped out as to forget to sign a release.

Come to think of it, if I had half a brain on me I should have just said it was now going to be a fisting video and see if we could have filmed the potato being pulled out.

Damn... I'm loosing my touch in my old age.

**emthree** · 04-02-2005, 11:05 AM

Originally posted by painintheass

Come to think of it, if I had half a brain on me I should have just said it was now going to be a fisting video and see if we could have filmed the potato being pulled out.

Damn... I'm loosing my touch in my old age.

You paid her and everything, but didnt get a release signed?

**maja** · 04-02-2005, 11:11 AM

this story is just way too weird to believe.... i'm stunned

**Nanda** · 04-02-2005, 11:21 AM

Originally posted by Nylz

Saw this one in another thread

**Lev** · 04-02-2005, 12:23 PM

fucking perverted slut, sticking potatoes in her ass and doing porn movies while her fiance is fighting in Iraq, unbeliavable that such people exist on this planet

**Drake** · 04-02-2005, 12:25 PM

Originally posted by NoCarrier

Remember kids, do not put potatoes in your ass.

I don't know how it happened Doctor. Honest, it was a million to one chance. A million to one chance.

**jimmyf** · 04-02-2005, 12:53 PM

Originally posted by Rui

HAHAHAHAHA shit....unfuckingbelivable.

Funniest and nastyest shit I've read so far in 2005 lol

yep it's Funny and nasty

**Manowar** · 04-02-2005, 12:56 PM

Originally posted by NoCarrier

Remember kids, do not put potatoes in your ass.

**nojob** · 04-02-2005, 01:06 PM

that is some nasty shit

**lazycash** · 03-23-2009, 01:06 PM

Classic...

**rayadp05** · 03-23-2009, 01:13 PM

I still woud have fucked her in the ass. Blow a fucking load all over that rotten potato and grab that shit out of her asshole all covered with cum....would have made an interesting video.

**nation-x** · 03-23-2009, 01:17 PM

sorry about the potato dude...

**_Richard_** · 03-23-2009, 01:35 PM

haha is this fake?

**pornguy** · 03-23-2009, 01:44 PM

Post photos of the girl or it did not happen.

**Owner** · 03-23-2009, 02:01 PM

hope its not still stuck...

4 years later

**Big Red Machine** · 03-23-2009, 02:05 PM

Should've had the dude pour some milk up there, and alittle butter...Then mash the shit outta it...add alittle salt and pepper for taste

**SBJ** · 03-23-2009, 02:12 PM

Originally posted by NoCarrier

Remember kids, do not put potatoes in your ass.

they should put some sort of warning on the potato bags

**SBJ** · 03-23-2009, 02:14 PM

Originally posted by Big Red Machine

Should've had the dude pour some milk up there, and alittle butter...Then mash the shit outta it...add alittle salt and pepper for taste

I just had mashed potatoes less than 30 mins ago and just threw up a lil in my mouth after reading this

**Platinumpimp** · 03-23-2009, 03:17 PM

Classic thread LOL

**who** · 03-23-2009, 03:21 PM

What, again?

**Gerco** · 03-23-2009, 05:09 PM

Your actor was almost a dictator .....

**rayadp05** · 03-23-2009, 05:35 PM

Originally posted by SBR Richard

haha is this fake?

I am sure that it probably is...but then again, nothing really surprises me anymore. I mean, how in the hell would she not be able to shit the potato out...and why in the world did she not go to the fucking doctor? Sounds pretty far fetched to me but again, nothing really surprises me anymore.

**AtlantisCash** · 03-23-2009, 06:15 PM

Gfy needs a new Regulation about bumping old threads, Really.

**Calico Jack** · 03-23-2009, 06:23 PM

It's stories like this that make you shake your head and wonder at some people!

**shermo** · 03-23-2009, 09:43 PM

Originally posted by Big Red Machine

Should've had the dude pour some milk up there, and alittle butter...Then mash the shit outta it...add alittle salt and pepper for taste

You Mick.

**Iron Fist** · 03-23-2009, 09:46 PM

Originally posted by lazycash

Classic...

Got better things to do other than bump 4 year old threads?

**xx354xx** · 03-23-2009, 10:00 PM

she should of eaten cornbeef and cabbage...the St. Pats meal would of been complete.

**bdld** · 03-23-2009, 10:36 PM

i was here.

**F-U-Jimmy** · 03-23-2009, 10:42 PM

French AIM test sheet

I call ball shit
The test forms in France are very specific when It comes to porn related health issues, for example they test for the following:

.................................................. ... positive ...........................negative
Le HIV
Le Hepatitis A
Le Hepatitis B
Le Hepatitis C
Le Clamidia
Le Pomme de terre dans le cul
(potato in se ass )

**Why** · 03-23-2009, 11:16 PM

this has got to be a joke right?

**blonda80** · 03-24-2009, 01:56 AM

lol

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 03-24-2009, 01:59 AM

Originally posted by fünkmaster

...besides, I think this thread has the potential to hit 500 posts.

def a 500 thread, lol

**Rakie** · 03-24-2009, 01:59 AM

Holy Christ. I just spit coffee all over the place.

Dear god, I hope you didn't blow up that footage, post it !

Stupid models... somthing stuck in a girl's ass

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