I OWNED my parents for April fools day but ... knock on wood!

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  • RRRED
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 6754
    #1

    I OWNED my parents for April fools day but ... knock on wood!

    My son who's almost 15 had a girlfriend of his call my parents and act like she was crying saying she was pregnant with his baby and didn't know what to do.... Not sure what was said but her Mom made her call me right before to make sure it was ok and I said hell yeah, I knew my mother would freak but get over it quickly...

    My mom calls me within 5 minutes hysterical saying that my son has had sex and my worst nightmare had come true... FUNNY SHIT!!! I tried to go with it but I can't carry a lie very far so I start busting up laughing and she still didn't get it. She was yelling at me that it wasn't funny and how could I laugh at something so serious...

    OWNED!!!

    BUT... knock on wood... My son will now be locked in his room till he's 18
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    • DateDoc
      Outside looking in.
      • Feb 2005
      • 14243
      #2
      Oh man, my mom would shit a brick if that happened but then I guess I need to have a kid first to pull that off.

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        • pornguy
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          • Mar 2003
          • 62910
          #3
          My son is not even born yet, and I alread have an ass whipping planned.
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            • kmanrox
              aka K-Man
              • Oct 2001
              • 29295
              #4
              most boys that i know lose their virginity 15 or younger... chances are your son's done it =) ain nothin wrong with dat!
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                • eliteitc
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 64
                  #5
                  ouch heh
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                    • Spunky
                      I need a beer
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 133978
                      #6
                      That was a good one...

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                        • SmokeyTheBear
                          ►SouthOfHeaven
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 28609
                          #7
                          your so evil
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                            • RRRED
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 6754
                              #8
                              Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                              your so evil
                              Well I was gonna post an article about how rapidly male pattern baldness takes place in men who wear hats, but I didn't want to freak anyone out THAT bad

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                                • SmokeyTheBear
                                  ►SouthOfHeaven
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 28609
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by RRRED
                                  Well I was gonna post an article about how rapidly male pattern baldness takes place in men who wear hats, but I didn't want to freak anyone out THAT bad

                                  LOL you are now twice as evil
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                                    • iwantchixx
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 12860
                                      #10
                                      oh my god, that's actually pretty funny. Poor gramma though!

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                                        • Sosa
                                          In Tushy Land
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 40149
                                          #11
                                          that is harsh

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                                            • RAM
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                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 7047
                                              #12
                                              Hmmmmm Nice I also remember another Funny One from Vegas about winning a award....
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                                                • gangbangjoe
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                                                  • May 2004
                                                  • 17693
                                                  #13
                                                  nice prank rrred

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                                                    • xclusive
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                      • 35218
                                                      #14
                                                      LOL that was a great one

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                                                        • foxylady
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                          • 1829
                                                          #15
                                                          very nice april fools

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                                                            • Barefootsies
                                                              Choice is an Illusion
                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                              • 42635
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by iwantchixx
                                                              oh my god, that's actually pretty funny. Poor gramma though!
                                                              Well atleast he got the "OWNED" part right.

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                                                                • LadyMischief
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                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                  • 18135
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Bwahahahhaa sounds like her parents are pretty cool too

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                                                                    • mardigras
                                                                      Bon temps!
                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                      • 14194
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Hedonistic
                                                                      most boys that i know lose their virginity 15 or younger... chances are your son's done it =) ain nothin wrong with dat!
                                                                      Chances are your daughter is a little slut too.
                                                                      .

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