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  • nikad
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    • Jan 2004
    • 2579

    #1

    WTF is this thing in my beer???????

    So I opened a bottle of Guinness and I hear this little noise, I look and wot the fuck is this piece of white plastic doing there???????? Anybody knows?
    I apologise for my ignorance but I never found anything but beer in a beer bottle.......

    Nik

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  • Arousal Design
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    • Jun 2002
    • 1358

    #2
    It's a widget, a CO2 dispensing mechanism that replicates guinness from the tap.

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    • smack
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      • Mar 2002
      • 10652

      #3
      why do people always ask this? it's written on the side of the can. it's called a nitrogen widget. since guinness is not carbonated, they use compressed nitrogen in a small plastic ball to make the classic guinness head.
      Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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      • smack
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        • Mar 2002
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        #4
        Originally posted by Arousal Design
        It's a widget, a CO2 dispensing mechanism that replicates guinness from the tap.

        nitrogen. co2 is for garbage beer.
        Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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        • nikad
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          • Jan 2004
          • 2579

          #5
          Originally posted by Arousal Design
          It's a widget, a CO2 dispensing mechanism that replicates guinness from the tap.
          thx I appreciate it!

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          • nikad
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            • Jan 2004
            • 2579

            #6
            Originally posted by smack
            why do people always ask this? it's written on the side of the can. it's called a nitrogen widget. since guinness is not carbonated, they use compressed nitrogen in a small plastic ball to make the classic guinness head.
            this was not a can, was a bottle.....

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            • smack
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              • Mar 2002
              • 10652

              #7
              cheers.


              Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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              • smack
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                • Mar 2002
                • 10652

                #8
                Originally posted by nikad
                this was not a can, was a bottle.....

                same thing, except the widget in the bottle is called a rocker widget and is shaped slightly differently. there's still a little blurb on the side of the bottle about it.
                Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                • Wolfy
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                  • Dec 2003
                  • 3574

                  #9
                  I'm drinking the same shit brutha, cheers

                  but yeah - it does say it right on the can. Might help you if you slowwwwwwwwwwed down a tad brfore runing to your GFY support group for every little thing.

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                  • Wolfy
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                    • Dec 2003
                    • 3574

                    #10
                    Originally posted by smack
                    cheers.



                    There's a sandwich in every can!!

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                    • smack
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                      • Mar 2002
                      • 10652

                      #11
                      Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                      • smack
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                        • Mar 2002
                        • 10652

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Wolfy
                        There's a sandwich in every can!!

                        only 128 calories and 9.9 carbs per pint. ;)



                        less than heineken, coca cola, orange juice, 1% milk, or most other things.
                        Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                        • NoCarrier
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                          • Mar 2002
                          • 16356

                          #13
                          Originally posted by nikad
                          So I opened a bottle of Guinness and I hear this little noise, I look and wot the fuck is this piece of white plastic doing there???????? Anybody knows?
                          I apologise for my ignorance but I never found anything but beer in a beer bottle.......

                          Nik
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                          P.S. I hope it was just a leprechaun because a sighting, or rather a hearing, of a banshee signals an impending death. Enjoy your Guinness.
                          Last edited by NoCarrier; 04-01-2005, 04:31 PM.

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                          • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                            • Jul 2004
                            • 38323

                            #14
                            Call their legal department and threaten to sue them unless they get ten free cases of Guinness to your doorstep ASAP.



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                            • nofx
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                              • Nov 2002
                              • 16826

                              #15
                              muhaha i knew smack would find this thread

                              smack has turned me into a guinness lover

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                              • nikad
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                                • Jan 2004
                                • 2579

                                #16
                                Originally posted by smack
                                same thing, except the widget in the bottle is called a rocker widget and is shaped slightly differently. there's still a little blurb on the side of the bottle about it.
                                this is in 3 languages, I am 200% sure it doesn't say nothin

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                                • nikad
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                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 2579

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                  Call their legal department and threaten to sue them unless they get ten free cases of Guinness to your doorstep ASAP.



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                                  That sounds neat

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                                  • smack
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                                    • Mar 2002
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by nofx
                                    muhaha i knew smack would find this thread

                                    smack has turned me into a guinness lover

                                    guinness is one of the words in my b o a r d t r a c k e r ;]
                                    Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                    • nikad
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                                      • Jan 2004
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                                      #19
                                      cheers to all

                                      my fellow gfers cheeeeeeeeeeers - and thx for all the instructive material -
                                      Nik

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                                      • Antonio
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                                        • Oct 2001
                                        • 14136

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by smack
                                        cheers.


                                        Amstel in a brown bottle should be illegal ;)

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                                        • Antonio
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                                          • Oct 2001
                                          • 14136

                                          #21
                                          Holy cow, that's Amstel light, that should be illegal too ;)

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                                          • smack
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                                            • Mar 2002
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Antonio
                                            Holy cow, that's Amstel light, that should be illegal too ;)

                                            i've never seen any amstel that wasn't light. it's the only light beer i will touch too. pretty good stuff for outdoor activities, and some of the best to cook with.
                                            Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                            • Oncle_Benny
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                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 1595

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by smack
                                              cheers.


                                              why the bong in the fridge...does it make a difference ??? I WANNA KNOW !!

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                                              • smack
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Oncle_Benny
                                                why the bong in the fridge...does it make a difference ??? I WANNA KNOW !!

                                                yeah it does. i toss some brita water in the chamber, let it cool, then fill the ice chamber up and smoke a frosty cool bong. ;)
                                                Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                • Oncle_Benny
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                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                  • 1595

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by smack
                                                  yeah it does. i toss some brita water in the chamber, let it cool, then fill the ice chamber up and smoke a frosty cool bong. ;)
                                                  ok gonna try this tonight for sure !!

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                                                  • nofx
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                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                    • 16826

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Oncle_Benny
                                                    ok gonna try this tonight for sure !!
                                                    pack it with ice ;]

                                                    ice cold bong smoke feels so niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

                                                    Often times I wonder why
                                                    There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                                    When sickness comes I must decide:
                                                    When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                                    • Antonio
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                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                      • 14136

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by smack
                                                      i've never seen any amstel that wasn't light. it's the only light beer i will touch too. pretty good stuff for outdoor activities, and some of the best to cook with.
                                                      There you go:

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                                                      • mikeyddddd
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                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                        • 16557

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Alan Greenspan
                                                        Quit showing off your beer and clean your room. Right now, young man!

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                                                        • Wiggles
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                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 14423

                                                          #29
                                                          hmm crazy, never even notice it before.
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                                                          • mardigras
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                                                            • Feb 2003
                                                            • 14194

                                                            #30
                                                            That widget Guiness Draught is the most putrid stuff I have ever tasted
                                                            .

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                                                            • Furious_Male
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                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 16884

                                                              #31
                                                              Great beer. Knock a few back for me. I am dry tonight.
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                                                              • smack
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                                                                • Mar 2002
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by mardigras
                                                                That widget Guiness Draught is the most putrid stuff I have ever tasted

                                                                let me guess? a bud light drinker?
                                                                Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                                • mardigras
                                                                  Bon temps!
                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                  • 14194

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by smack
                                                                  let me guess? a bud light drinker?
                                                                  No, I generally drink Heinekin. I'm cool with darker beers, Amberbock and Killian Red are a couple favorites, but that Guiness Draught made me gag.
                                                                  .

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                                                                  • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                    • 30307

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by smack
                                                                    yeah it does. i toss some brita water in the chamber, let it cool, then fill the ice chamber up and smoke a frosty cool bong. ;)
                                                                    Thats Nerotic!

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                                                                    • smack
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                                                                      • Mar 2002
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      that's to bad, stout is where it's at.
                                                                      Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                                      • Spunky
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                                                                        • Jun 2002
                                                                        • 133978

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Intresting..I never knew that..then again I haven't tried a Guiness before

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                                                                        • Triple 6
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                                                                          • Feb 2002
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          all i know, is, this is, to me (pathetically), one of the most funniest thread titles in all of 2005, and maybe, most of 2004.
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                                                                          • flashfire
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                                                                            • Feb 2003
                                                                            • 13098

                                                                            #38
                                                                            my cheap beer doesnt come with one of those

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                                                                            • spideriux
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                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                              • 17227

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by smack
                                                                              hmmmmm
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                                                                              • ssp
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                                                                                • Jan 2005
                                                                                • 7990

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by smack
                                                                                cheers.


                                                                                Amstel... Oh man, you're Guinness must have a great time bullying him.

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