Where Do You Apply For The Pope Job?

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  • Mutt
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Sep 2002
    • 34431

    #1

    Where Do You Apply For The Pope Job?

    How would I go about making an application to become Pope? I was on monster.com and couldn't find anything under 'pope' or 'pontiff'.
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  • BRISK
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Feb 2003
    • 12240

    #2
    Do you have any experience misleading large groups of people?
    I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
    I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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    • Marcus Aurelius
      No Refunds Issued.
      • Apr 2003
      • 14809

      #3
      I think you have to child molest your way through the ranks of the catholic church.

      3 boys = deacon

      10 boys = father

      15 boys = bishop

      30 boys = pope

      or something along those lines.

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      • mikeyddddd
        Viva la vulva!
        • Mar 2003
        • 16557

        #4
        Originally posted by Mutt
        How would I go about making an application to become Pope? I was on monster.com and couldn't find anything under 'pope' or 'pontiff'.
        You have to apply in person down at the Pope Office. Don't forget two forms of ID (one being your SSA card) and be ready to piss.

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        • robfantasy
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2002
          • 6445

          #5
          its just a big april fool's joke

          the pope is alive and well and chilling in cancun
          Looking to speak w/ high volume nutra CPA affiliates or networks... msg me

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          • xclusive
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Apr 2004
            • 35218

            #6
            I think they are going to auction it off on Ebay the next pope will be named goldenpalace.com

            I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /


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            • GatorB
              The Demon & 12clicks
              • Oct 2001
              • 18208

              #7
              Originally posted by Mutt
              How would I go about making an application to become Pope? I was on monster.com and couldn't find anything under 'pope' or 'pontiff'.
              N-A-M-B-L-A.com

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              • Bake
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2001
                • 5919

                #8
                Originally posted by BRISK
                Do you have any experience misleading large groups of people?
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                • jonpotz
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 960

                  #9
                  Originally posted by BRISK
                  Do you have any experience misleading large groups of people?
                  aaaggreeeed.

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                  • chupacabra
                    Confirmed User
                    • Sep 2002
                    • 3626

                    #10
                    satan is to us, for the first time in history... a bishop ov rome.

                    ...you, jesus christ, your unclean. ov power..!
                    ...promise her a defamation, tell her where the rain will fall..

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                    • monro
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 787

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Mutt
                      How would I go about making an application to become Pope? I was on monster.com and couldn't find anything under 'pope' or 'pontiff'.
                      Fold your hands. Look in the sky and pray

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                      • Giorgio_Xo
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 4263

                        #12
                        My uncle was a archbishop/cardinal from South America but he had to retire at the age of 75.
                        Make Levees, Not War

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                        • sumphatpimp
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 5235

                          #13
                          Rabbi O'Neil takes all job applications.

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