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Here are the two that they posted about Karups Hometown Amateurs. I really enjoyed reading these....

Here's one..

"Funny, really, how people try to stamp ownership on things. I'd hazard a guess: I think about 80% of establishments out there, be it a hotdog stand or a chain of five-star hotels, bear the name of it's owners. Nathan's Hotdogs. The Hilton hotels. Donna Karan suits, Manolo Blahnik shoes. It's as if everybody's eager to pour their...essence into the things they produce. It's quite alright I guess, it's normal, if not slightly reeking of self-importance.

This happens even in porn. Every now and then you come across a certain ________'s Apartment. Or __________'s Bunk Bed. Or _________'s pathetic attempt to take advantage of a 10 billion dollars a year spending market and make a quick buck. Take Karup's Hometown Amateurs for example. Who on God's green earth is Karup? Is this a Belgian name? Filipino? Indonesian? Ethiopian? Are any of these places his or her hometown? I guess the most important question that begs to be asked is: how come he gets access to really hot amateur sluts?

KHA is just one of the sites affiliated with an internet porn behemoth: Karup's Porn Collection or Karup'sPC.com. I'm a writer, I'm very serious with words, so when I say behemoth, I mean, MILLIONS of porn images and videos. If that's the case with the main site, then nothing less should be expected of KHA. The refreshing pink and white Tour Page boasts of "500,000 hi-res photos and videos and tons of teen amateur feeds". Quite convincingly if I might say so, what with all the mouth-watering we get here. Once you log in you'll find yourself in the KHA main members' area, a stripped down, easy enough to navigate page that lists all the navigational links at the upper left corner (Amateur Babes, Athletic Amateurs, Ethnic Amateurs, Amateurs Outdoors, Amateurs with Toys, Hardcore Amateurs, Softcore Movies, Hardcore Movies, Feeds/Streams, Model Index, Karup's DVD, and Contact Us) and presents the most recent updates in a thumbnailed gallery.

And it's true, what the Tour Page says, there really is a massive amount of amateur content here. I can't vouch for the 500 thousand figure, because hey, I do love porn and I do want to be of service to my fellow porn fan, but there is no way in hell I will count that many photos and videos. Which I guess is a testament to the greatness of this site: it has so much content, I don't even wanna try counting it. You have the quantity part down but what about quality, you ask. Well, I don't think you will ever find anywhere in cyberpornspace amateur girls prettier than the ones featured here. I'm not saying that each and everyone of the girls here are drool-worthy but come on, law of averages: if you have that many girls, chances are, a good number of them are keepers. More than in any other site with way less content.

Way to go for someone with such a really lousy name huh?

Karup, we probably won't know who you are. And you'd probably end up being swindled by some beguiling blonde slut out of your own porn empire and die penniless and sad, but it's okay. We'll always have your sites as your legacy. With its staggering collection of videos and images of hot and horny amateur sluts, Karups Hometown Amateurs will always remind us of the man you were, the visions you once held and the values you upheld."

And here's the other...

"Now who or what in tarnation is "Karups"? I first thought it was either a new brand of clove cigarettes or electronics. Anyway, whoever he is, give him a big hand for serving up a sweet-looking site featuring authentic amateurs, and none of those pro models who think a couple of pigtails will turn them into newbies all over again. The look of Karups Hometown Amateurs, from the tour page to its members area, is a far cry from piss-elegant ones you'd be too intimidated to click on, nor is it sloppily put together you'd turn your nose up at it.

Forgive me for initially thinking I'd be getting inexperienced hayseed hoes that got thrown out of a clodhoppers ball for being overtly skanky. I take it back with a big slice of humble pie. KHA has got some pretty tasty-looking morsels doing what the town elders forbade them to do. The simple members area lay out has a message about how the people behind the site have taken members' suggestions to heart (such as proper indexing), hence the uncluttered page. This almost unbearable thoughtfulness and consideration resulted in a left-hand side menu bearing tabs for Amateur Babes, Athletic Amateurs, Ethnic Amateurs, Amateurs Outdoors, Amateurs With Toys, Hardcore Amateurs, Softcore Movies, Hardcore Movies, Feeds/Streams, Model Index, Karups DVDs, and Contact Us. The rest of the page is taken up by an episode archive-slash-thumbnail model index starting with the latest 6 (!!!) updates (the site updates every day). So it looks to me as if Karups manages to ferret out 4-6 amateur sluts on a daily basis. Not a bad batting average at all.

The cattle call for local horny girls didn't go unheeded, and the exhibition of fresh fleshy produce ensues. The site's claim of "pure 100 Amateur: no glamour, no pornstars, no strippers" seems to adhere to truth in advertising. I mean, which pro porn star do you know kisses before fucking? Or who goes to shoots wearing socks not as a costume but because that's what she had on when she arrived at the studio? Or who totally admits to not liking anal sex? The result is a virtual one-stop shop of girl-next-door types who managed to shrug off whatever inhibition they have and show all online.

Suffice to say the content quantity is staggering, all 94 pages of it. Videos and pictures aren't evenly distributed among the models though, because one gal can have as much as 170 picture and no videos, while another only has videos and no pics. But be comforted with the thought that the site is on its toes with making the site more navigation-friendly. And, even with all these greenhorn goodies, KHA still thinks its members need freebies in the form of feeds and streaming videos which should keep you busy and in hibernation for maybe a couple of months.

Karup made sure to round up "plain" but hot amateurs that you'd actually have the nerve to strike up a conversation with IRL. If your confidence has been shot to pieces more times than you'd care to remember by girls that are out of your league, follow Karup's lead and go amateur."