So My Friend Totaly got Fucking OWNED Tonight I know you have had this happen.

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  • KMR Stitch
    I am cool
    • Jul 2003
    • 14494
    #1

    So My Friend Totaly got Fucking OWNED Tonight I know you have had this happen.

    Here is the deal. You Search online Personals you see a girl. You chat with her Flirt with her and you ask her to send pictures.



    Of Course she sends you this picture. WOW omg what a total hottie. So after chatting with her you convice her to meet up with you a local bar or club perhaps even a public event. So, You bring your friends along with you and brag how a total Hottie wants to meet up with you and hang out. So, your friend brings a camera.....


    You can't seem to find the girl then you hear someone calling your name Hey, John is that you? From Online? and you just find out..


    It's her


    Last edited by KMR Stitch; 03-31-2005, 12:32 AM.
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    • Babaganoosh
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      • Nov 2001
      • 15841
      #2
      Looks like they both got owned to me.
      I like pie.

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        • polish_aristocrat
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jul 2002
          • 40377
          #3
          owneeeeeeeeeeeeeed
          I don't use ICQ anymore.

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            • polish_aristocrat
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jul 2002
              • 40377
              #4






              I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                • Manowar
                  jellyfish  
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 71528
                  #5
                  totally OWNED

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                    • SuckOnThis
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 6844
                      #6
                      Originally posted by KMR Stitch



                      Of Course she sends you this picture. WOW omg what a total hottie.

                      That chick is almost as ugly as the second one.

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                        • gecko
                          ******
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 21846
                          #7
                          haha damn...
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                            • MetaMan
                              I AM WEB 2.0
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 28682
                              #8
                              you guys like trailer trash dont you?

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                                • iwantchixx
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 12860
                                  #9
                                  did that bitch actually think it would work? that he'd fuck her? Man, internet chicks are dumb sometimes.

                                  This chick on irc used to describe herself to everyone as a hot in shape milf with a hot tight pussy etc etc.

                                  She then sent me a pic of her snatch after a few months of talking with her off and on ina channel I owned, it was nasty, I'm talking total stretch marks on everything including her bags of meat that hung AROUND her lips. Like her whole hahahaha was horrible. She was ugly as fuck in her full nude shot too that she sent with it. I'm talking 250 lbs of pure granny material with fucked up teeth.

                                  She actually expected people to keep talking with her and actually meet upwith her for some lovin evena fter seeing her true looks. Pathetic.

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                                    • Shoehorn!
                                      Die With Your Boots On
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 22872
                                      #10

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                                        • reynold
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 51271
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by polish_aristocrat






                                          Love these pics.

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                                            • Alky
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                                              • Apr 2002
                                              • 5651
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                              is it me or does that dude have some fucking big ass nuts?

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                                                • kowntafit
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                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 4667
                                                  #13
                                                  Cool pics.

                                                  This is where my next million is coming from!

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                                                    • evanmorgan
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                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                      • 2490
                                                      #14
                                                      hahahahah he was tricked into going out with sum fat bitch
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                                                        • wjxxx
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                          • 4448
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by SuckOnThis
                                                          That chick is almost as ugly as the second one.
                                                          I second that.

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                                                            • PenisFace
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                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 3774
                                                              #16
                                                              Gahaha, oh man, never let your friend forget about this one, KMR
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                                                                • kowntafit
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                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                  • 4667
                                                                  #17
                                                                  oh! and these Chinese boys look funny

                                                                  This is where my next million is coming from!

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                                                                    • escorpio
                                                                      doesn't fuck around.
                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 23485
                                                                      #18
                                                                      She's probably telling her friends she went to meet some hot guy that turned out to be a 98 lb. wigger.
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                                                                        • websiex
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                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                          • 987
                                                                          #19

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                                                                            • Paolo Pinkas
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                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                              • 345
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by websiex
                                                                              i think that one goes to far. really not funny.

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                                                                                • x86brandon
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                                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                                  • 101
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  oh man, I suppose it could be worse? like it could have been a man! err... wait..

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                                                                                    • Meta Ridley
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                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                      • 3433
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by KMR Stitch


                                                                                      Tranny
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                                                                                        • Triple 6
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                                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                                          • 5394
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Paolo Pinkas
                                                                                          i think that one goes to far. really not funny.
                                                                                          i dont think it goes far enuff.
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                                                                                            • Cassie
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                                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                                              • 3139
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by SuckOnThis
                                                                                              That chick is almost as ugly as the second one.

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                                                                                                • NoCarrier
                                                                                                  We need more free porn
                                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                                  • 16356
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Meta Ridley
                                                                                                  Tranny
                                                                                                  I agree.

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                                                                                                    • NoCarrier
                                                                                                      We need more free porn
                                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                                      • 16356
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by KMR Stitch
                                                                                                      Did he do her on the "Cheeseburger in Paradise" chair?

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                                                                                                        • Sosa
                                                                                                          In Tushy Land
                                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                                          • 40149
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          haha OUCH

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                                                                                                            • sickkittens
                                                                                                              I am a meat popsicle.
                                                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                                                              • 25100
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              He thought that 1st pic was a "total hottie"?

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                                                                                                                • myjah
                                                                                                                  Back in the harbor
                                                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                  • 11482
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  You guys are getting out of hand with the Owned pictures. Geez, enough already.
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                                                                                                                    • brand0n
                                                                                                                      been very busy
                                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                      • 26983
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      so after you and your buddy tag teamed the heffer then what? back to your apt for some greezy man love?
                                                                                                                      want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                                                                                                        • KMR Stitch
                                                                                                                          I am cool
                                                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                          • 14494
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by brand0n
                                                                                                                          so after you and your buddy tag teamed the heffer then what? back to your apt for some greezy man love?

                                                                                                                          Oh yeah you know it.


                                                                                                                          Someone needs to photoshop some owned pictures on him.

                                                                                                                          his face expression is priceless

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                                                                                                                            • Susan F
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                                                                                                                              • Oct 2004
                                                                                                                              • 397
                                                                                                                              #32
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                                                                                                                                • polish_aristocrat
                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 40377
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by websiex
                                                                                                                                  I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                                                                                                    • DarkJedi
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                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                      • 28301
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Babaganoosh
                                                                                                                                      Looks like they both got owned to me.
                                                                                                                                      exactly.

                                                                                                                                      the dude looks like a tool.

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                                                                                                                                        • BBWTori
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                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 615
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by KMR Stitch

                                                                                                                                          Closing your eyes does not make it go away
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                                                                                                                                            • J-$
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                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                                                                                                              • 2090
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              i'd hit it

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                                                                                                                                                • lazycash
                                                                                                                                                  Troll Patrol
                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 15214
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Looks wise, they make a great couple, seems his expectations might be a lil high.
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                                                                                                                                                    • loverboy
                                                                                                                                                      When it rains, it pours
                                                                                                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 20609
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      hahaha experienced that once, never doing it again

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                                                                                                                                                        • The Bootyologist
                                                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                                                                                                                          • 2912
                                                                                                                                                          #39

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                                                                                                                                                            • Paolo Pinkas
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                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                                              • 345
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by BBWTori
                                                                                                                                                              Closing your eyes does not make it go away
                                                                                                                                                              but it was worth the try ;)

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                                                                                                                                                                • Kevsh
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                                                                  • 8619
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Babaganoosh
                                                                                                                                                                  Looks like they both got owned to me.


                                                                                                                                                                  I hope he at least bought her a drink?

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Drake
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                                      • 12508
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      hahahaha why do people do that?

                                                                                                                                                                      If you put up a fake pic, it's not going to work when you finally meet.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Nifield
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                                          • 1345
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          ahah. fucking hilarious.
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                                                                                                                                                                            • KMR Stitch
                                                                                                                                                                              I am cool
                                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                                                              • 14494
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Can someone photoshop that picture into an OWNED picture

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                                                                                                                                                                                • bigdog
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 6964
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Mike33
                                                                                                                                                                                  hahahaha why do people do that?

                                                                                                                                                                                  If you put up a fake pic, it's not going to work when you finally meet.
                                                                                                                                                                                  i never understand that, but some people never have any intention to meet anyone they just want to pretend to be a knockout online

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Spunky
                                                                                                                                                                                      I need a beer
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 133978
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      So did he bone her anyways?

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • sonofsam
                                                                                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 18648
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          look, its a white chingy
                                                                                                                                                                                          I like turtles.

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Alex
                                                                                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 10963
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by websiex
                                                                                                                                                                                              dude that sux
                                                                                                                                                                                              Care about me?
                                                                                                                                                                                              Who?
                                                                                                                                                                                              Me!
                                                                                                                                                                                              Who?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • buddyjuf
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Stallowned!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • pushpills
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 3700
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      wigga pleeeez

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