WTF!!!
Why the f*ck am I in your for profit ad photo?!? I didn't sign a release mofo!
Be assured and afraid (correction, very afraid) because you will be hearing from my lawyers very soon, Monsieur Shoehorn. Just because you put the pimp in pimple, doesn't mean you can market my man meat as primo Ripple.
Don't make me get a kanaka bro to knocka you upside your cracka ho haole head!!!
Me and my moke homies gonna make poi outta your coconut...just you wait and see...
Where was I?
Oh yeah, sounds like a good promotion. Hope you be appreciatin' da commotion (aka bumper) - hope to see you at the ocean sippin' drinks with paper umbrellas...
Aloha,
ADG Webmaster