Canada bans dwarf tossing

**Sparks** · 03-25-2005, 03:39 PM

Lol, wtf? That is really funny. Dwarf tossing, lol, what a sport.

**Cains** · 03-25-2005, 03:39 PM

my first reaction was "dward tossing, is that a niche market?"

damn my mind has been corrupted by porn

**pubenemy** · 03-25-2005, 03:43 PM

Another reason not to go to canada.. lol

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 03-25-2005, 03:44 PM

Boy are the Canadians gonna be sorry when it becomes an Olympic sport:

ADG Webmaster

**abyss_al** · 03-25-2005, 03:45 PM

**the Shemp** · 03-25-2005, 03:45 PM

Originally posted by DarkJedi

http://www.ontla.on.ca/documents/Bil...on4/b097_e.htm

not a lot of jobs for little people anymore

**CDSmith** · 03-25-2005, 03:48 PM

I thought we banned it nearly 20 years ago.

I still do it.

**Rich** · 03-25-2005, 03:51 PM

Weak, stupid liberal government.

**Rich** · 03-25-2005, 03:53 PM

Originally posted by CDSmith

I thought we banned it nearly 20 years ago.

I still do it.

It's on, dwarf tossing competition at CD's.

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 03-25-2005, 04:17 PM

Driving it underground will only make things worse - I predict gambling, whoring, and drinking in Canada will all rise on account of such narrow-minded, short-sighted, ill-conceived (and other hyphenated words that refer to government misfeasance) laws.

Keep it legal and the government can collect taxes on it and helmet safety for the dwarves will be better.

What's next, eh? A ban on gay lumberjack bath houses?!?

ADG Webmaster

**$5 submissions** · 03-30-2005, 12:59 PM

Hmmm, this guy came to mind:

**Michaelious** · 03-30-2005, 01:00 PM

Dwarf tossing is banned, so how do they get themselves off? lol

**Martin** · 03-30-2005, 01:01 PM

bout time damn it!

**$5 submissions** · 03-30-2005, 01:03 PM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Boy are the Canadians gonna be sorry when it becomes an Olympic sport:

ADG Webmaster

Olympic sport? I wonder which country would DOMINATE this sport

**Easton** · 03-30-2005, 01:06 PM

i need midgets to shoot with Extreme Holly, maybe those unemployed by this ruling will contact me!

**Manowar** · 03-30-2005, 01:07 PM

**CDSmith** · 03-30-2005, 01:07 PM

Originally posted by Rich

It's on, dwarf tossing competition at CD's.

I done did some serious dwarf tossing when I was in Skitoon about 10 years back. Well... the guy wasn't really a dwarf, he was just short.

But he flew.

**mikeyddddd** · 03-30-2005, 01:10 PM

Originally posted by DarkJedi

Canada bans dwarf tossing

First the NHL and then this! What are they going to do for fun? It must suck to be Canadian right now.

**kowntafit** · 03-30-2005, 06:45 PM

poor dwarves! but they can really fly! lol

**groark** · 03-30-2005, 06:47 PM

This thread title made me laugh

**sickkittens** · 03-30-2005, 06:50 PM

Is there a little people union for this?

**axelcat** · 03-30-2005, 06:51 PM

**reynold** · 03-30-2005, 07:03 PM

Hilarious shit.

**Wiggles** · 03-30-2005, 07:38 PM

damn my province sucks, as if they banned that.

**GTS Mark** · 03-30-2005, 07:44 PM

I'm going to call golden palace up and put a big sign on a t-shirt. Then get a video crew and a dwarf and start throwing the little bastard out in front of the police station. Should make all the papers and media outlets if I get arrested for that LOL!

DH

**r3ap3r** · 03-30-2005, 07:47 PM

That law stops people from tossing me around.

**Dirty Dane** · 03-30-2005, 07:49 PM

About time. It has become a growing problem.

**SmokeyTheBear** · 03-30-2005, 08:20 PM

The truth is out there

http://www.pornlingerie.net/thehun/h002/thehun.html

**Fizzgig** · 03-30-2005, 08:22 PM

The document only states that dwarf tossing is banned in ONTARIO.

They could still be fair game elsewhere.

**ajrocks** · 03-30-2005, 08:24 PM

As A canadian that's Crappy news!

**Steve** · 03-30-2005, 08:58 PM

Paul Kariya lobbied for this to be passed!

Canada bans dwarf tossing

Canada bans dwarf tossing

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