Mahatma Ghandi had problems...

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  • Dagwolf
    President of Canada
    • Sep 2003
    • 23141

    #1

    Mahatma Ghandi had problems...

    Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
    Which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
    He also ate very little, which made him rather frail
    And with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
    This made him ..................
















































    A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
    Sleep well, and dream of large women.

  • Dagwolf
    President of Canada
    • Sep 2003
    • 23141

    #2
    No response huh?? Try this one then.

    This dyslexic guy walks into a bra...
    Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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    • Dagwolf
      President of Canada
      • Sep 2003
      • 23141

      #3
      Guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, buys a drink and chugs it then says " Gimme one for the road..."
      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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      • fallenmuffin
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2005
        • 8170

        #4
        Dude, you can't make Ghandi jokes, lol. That's just not right.

        But i'm all for dyslexic guy jokes

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        • Dagwolf
          President of Canada
          • Sep 2003
          • 23141

          #5
          Originally posted by fallenmuffin
          Dude, you can't make Ghandi jokes, lol. That's just not right.

          But i'm all for dyslexic guy jokes
          And then there was the optician who fell into his lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself...
          Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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          • notabook
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2006
            • 9748

            #6
            Ghandi was a wife beater.
            -The more you know!

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            • RogerV10
              Confirmed User
              • May 2006
              • 1000

              #7
              Originally posted by Dagwolf
              And then there was the optician who fell into his lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself...

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