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Old 07-06-2006, 10:16 PM  
Shoehorn!
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I am going to be testing out a new pickup line this weekend

"May I not charge into your grandiose crotch entrance without hesitation?"

I think the girls will think I am some kind of romantic Shakespeare and will want me to have my way with them in the back of a panel van that I will have waiting outside. What do you think?
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