So did Jesus really rise from the dead?

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  • dropped9
    Registered User
    • Jan 2001
    • 26727

    #1

    So did Jesus really rise from the dead?

    Or is it just a made up story for all the sheep to bahhhhhhhhhhhh about?

    Discuss
  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    Blasphemy...repent sinner

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    • escorpio
      doesn't fuck around.
      • Oct 2002
      • 23487

      #3
      he rose from the dead
      danced around
      then went back up to Heaven
      Jesus was way cool
      Unvaxxed, still alive.

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      • =^..^=
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2002
        • 6935

        #4
        He went to Kashmir
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        • Bansheelinks
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2003
          • 6023

          #5
          Let me put it simply.

          No.

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          • Stamen
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2004
            • 698

            #6
            Just seems like a pretty convenient story for Mary Magdalene to prove that she was one of the boys (prophets)
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            • junction
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2002
              • 2411

              #7
              Bahhhhhhhhhhh

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              • JDog
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2003
                • 7453

                #8
                Jesus didn't live, he didn't die, he didn't rise from the dead, and he never returned to a heaven, because there isn't one. Well atleast the way I believe. But if you think he did, kudos to you! ;)

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                • Joe Citizen
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 4552

                  #9
                  There is no conclusive evidence that Jesus actually existed.

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                  • bly
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 850

                    #10
                    jesus does exist, jesus did rise from the dead. theres proof days after jesus was buried, they went back to his casket and he was gone EVERYTHING. he rose from the dead

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                    • Joe Citizen
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 4552

                      #11
                      Originally posted by bly
                      jesus does exist, jesus did rise from the dead. theres proof days after jesus was buried, they went back to his casket and he was gone EVERYTHING. he rose from the dead
                      Grammar. Learn it.

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                      • emthree
                        Dialer Kingpin
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 10816

                        #12
                        Originally posted by escorpio
                        he rose from the dead
                        danced around
                        then went back up to Heaven
                        Jesus was way cool
                        True story.
                        Probably what I would do, if I could.

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                        • CDSmith
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • May 2001
                          • 51460

                          #13
                          Ever see that Seinfeld episode where Kramer bastes himself with butter, then later newman is so hungry he imagines Kramer is the turkey?

                          The turkey-kramer looks over at him, smiles and says "hey buddy"

                          Jesus was like that.
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                          • Stomped
                            Confirmed User
                            • Nov 2003
                            • 1105

                            #14
                            Jesus is as much real as Santa.
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                            • Furious_Female
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 8187

                              #15
                              If he rose from the dead, his body would still be there but his soul would have risen. So when they say his body was gone, where did it go?
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                              • CDSmith
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • May 2001
                                • 51460

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Stomped
                                Jesus is as much real as Santa.
                                So it's settled then.

                                He's real.
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                                • SykkBoy2
                                  Jesus loves bacon
                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 19969

                                  #17
                                  well, maybe he wasn't dead...it was probably just a minor flesh wound...
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                                  • jonpotz
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 960

                                    #18
                                    Jesus was a magician...Who's magic book got out of hand.

                                    Because of this, George Bush and the republicans will rule the world.

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                                    • rickholio
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 1914

                                      #19
                                      Only an artists rendition, of course:



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                                      • reynold
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 51271

                                        #20
                                        Jesus did rose from the dead and is now seated at the right hand of the father.

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                                        • jonpotz
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 960

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by reynold
                                          Jesus did rose from the dead and is now seated at the right hand of the father.
                                          And if you believed that one, he'll tell ya another folks!

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                                          • puravida
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jan 2005
                                            • 186

                                            #22
                                            jesus was a hippie carpenter who's now laughing at all the ignorant sheep who believe him in.

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                                            • Pornwolf
                                              Drunk and Unruly
                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 22712

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                                              Ever see that Seinfeld episode where Kramer bastes himself with butter, then later newman is so hungry he imagines Kramer is the turkey?

                                              The turkey-kramer looks over at him, smiles and says "hey buddy"

                                              Jesus was like that.
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