I grew up a christian and read the bible many times from cover to cover. I don't believe a word of christianity and think of the bible as a badly written male chauvinistic drival filled book.
im talking about the whole deal,not just a page or two.
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Why does it have to be "all or nothing"? I don't know too many people who have read it cover to cover, but many including myself have studied many parts of it.
I've read the entire New Testament and most of the Old. I did it out of my own curiosity. It's pretty well written. Basically the largest poetic work written by a committee in the English language (KJV).
No I haven't. And having gone in a catholic school system sucked away all desire for me to do so
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YARGH! After a long night of me pillagin' I like to curl up with me good book.
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Speaking of the bible... today we were visited by 2 Mormons. My mother, god rest her soul (she's not dead yet, but after today its just a matter of time before something happes to her brakes) let them in the door!
I saw them pull up out front, and said, shit, the mormons are here. My sister laughed, my mom thought it was the FBI! I said, its a holiday, they cant come here on EASTER, can they? Maybe its just bill collectors that can't harass you on a Sunday... what a shitty law... anyhow...
So they pull up out front, being the smartass that I am, I grabbed the bible off of the bookshelf, and the BBQ lighter from the utility drawer. I went to the front door (before they got to it, they were still at the neighbors porch next door) and I said "when they knock at the door I'm gonna pretend to hold you for ransom." I held the bible up in front of me and I lit the lighter close to it and said, "LEAVE, DONT MAKE ME DO IT!" We were laughing when they rang the bell, so I came in my office and started listening to Godsmack & Disturbed. I went to get a drink and was forced to be pleasant. They asked me if I was a Christian or if I was interested in learning about the Mormon religion. I said, "no thanks, I'm Pagan." They looked at each other then he said, "we're not here to change you, just to educate you" and I said "I'm a witch and I can read, send me to a website and I'll check it out later." and left the room. LOL Oh well, I'm a bitch!
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