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  • notabook
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    • Apr 2006
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    #1

    What?s the worst turn off that?s ever happened to you?

    Male or female question? what?s the worst turn off that?s ever happened to you? Not that you can imagine, but that has actually happened to you?

    Mine:
    A few years back I started dating this chick that was a bit too young for me and honestly I had no idea why she was interested in me. My personality is always erratic and I?m not a very stable person (financially or mentally). Well after about two weeks we finally fuck. Afterwards she lights up a cig which is nasty as fuck but I could still dig it. About fifteen minutes later we were about to go at it again but she had to go and fucking ruin it. She goes: ?This is really great sex? you look just like my father!?

    My chubby went from CHACHACHING! to limp noodle in three seconds flat. I couldn?t get it up again after that. As fucked up as I am, I really don?t want a woman to be thinking of her father while we fuck. I had to leave a few minutes after that. I only returned one of her phone calls after that, and that was asking her to please don?t call me again. I think I was permanently scarred from that incident.
  • Scott McD
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    • Nov 2002
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    #2
    So she wanted to fuck someone who looked like her father ?

    I think you made a good call by ditching her...


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      • notabook
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        • Apr 2006
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        #4
        Originally posted by Scott McD
        So she wanted to fuck someone who looked like her father ?

        I think you made a good call by ditching her...
        I dunno... we had already fucked and after that she said "This is great (sex), you look just like my father.". I dunno if it was that whole freud shit where women end up marrying men who remind them of their fathers but that kind of shit = major turn off for me.

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        • 2HousePlague
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          • Jakke PNG
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            • Nov 2001
            • 20306

            #6
            Finding a piece of toiletpaper stuck to her pussy.
            ..and I'm off.

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            • madawgz
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              • Mar 2006
              • 30509

              #7
              Originally posted by Scott McD
              So she wanted to fuck someone who looked like her father ?

              I think you made a good call by ditching her...
              seriously......why the fuck would she be turned on by that :\ ?
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              • gooddomains
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                • Jul 2003
                • 10127

                #8
                Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                Finding a piece of toiletpaper stuck to her pussy.

                That is nasty. Had it brown stains ?

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                • gooddomains
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                  • Jul 2003
                  • 10127

                  #9
                  Originally posted by madawgz
                  seriously......why the fuck would she be turned on by that :\ ?

                  a lot of girls are looking for father figures

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                  • munki
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                    • Dec 2004
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                    #10
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                    • Sydney_AWP
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                      • Apr 2006
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by gooddomains
                      That is nasty. Had it brown stains ?

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                      • JohanTheGreat
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                        • Mar 2006
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by madawgz
                        seriously......why the fuck would she be turned on by that :\ ?
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                        • BusterBunny
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                          #13
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                          • Zester
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                            • Jul 2003
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by gooddomains
                            a lot of girls are looking for father figures
                            that's one hell of a turn off for me too.
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                            • polle54
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                              #15
                              fucking a girl who thought she was over her period and suddenly I look and my fingers which of course also were down there and they were totally red and disgusting. That was a absolute turn off and it didn't bother me at all not to finish what i was doing
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                              • gangbangjoe
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                                #16
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                                • Jakke PNG
                                  ex-TeenGodFather
                                  • Nov 2001
                                  • 20306

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by gooddomains
                                  That is nasty. Had it brown stains ?
                                  lol. No. It's not like it was a full piece of paper, it was like just a small piece of paper stuck to her lips.
                                  ..and I'm off.

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                                  • Matiz
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                                    • Mar 2004
                                    • 1740

                                    #18
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                                    • Axzar
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                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 1837

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by notabook
                                      Male or female question? what?s the worst turn off that?s ever happened to you? Not that you can imagine, but that has actually happened to you?

                                      Mine:
                                      A few years back I started dating this chick that was a bit too young for me and honestly I had no idea why she was interested in me. My personality is always erratic and I?m not a very stable person (financially or mentally). Well after about two weeks we finally fuck. Afterwards she lights up a cig which is nasty as fuck but I could still dig it. About fifteen minutes later we were about to go at it again but she had to go and fucking ruin it. She goes: ?This is really great sex? you look just like my father!?

                                      My chubby went from CHACHACHING! to limp noodle in three seconds flat. I couldn?t get it up again after that. As fucked up as I am, I really don?t want a woman to be thinking of her father while we fuck. I had to leave a few minutes after that. I only returned one of her phone calls after that, and that was asking her to please don?t call me again. I think I was permanently scarred from that incident.
                                      You need embrace this, lol. I am 40, my gf is 25 .. When she calls me Papi I definitely don't need to pop a viagra!

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                                      • themanager
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                                        • Apr 2006
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                                        #20
                                        I want it clean and no smell.

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                                        • delarge
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                                          • Jul 2006
                                          • 31

                                          #21
                                          spit or swallow

                                          an ex girlfriend used to trot to the sink and spit out my spunk and then proceed to spend 10 minutes brushing, flossing and gargling, if i hadn't already cum i certainly wouldn't be able to after that lol
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                                          • spanky part 2
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                                            #22
                                            Getting ready to do the nasty with a chick, and as we are making out she says she has herpes, but isn't breaking out. She also said that she knew I was special and wouldn't leave.

                                            I was saying of course I wouldn't leave, as I was slipping my pants back on and slowly backing to the door.

                                            At least she told me ahead of time. That took the wood to rubber in a hurry, and she was fucking hot too!

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                                            • Doctor Dre
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                                              • Jan 2001
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                                              #23
                                              Every woman looks for a man that will look like her father...
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                                              • 3M TA3
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by 2HousePlague
                                                There's a lot to be said for silence in the bedroom.




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                                                • notabook
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                  Every woman looks for a man that will look like her father...
                                                  Pffft, maybe to get married to (still gross) but just to fuck I certainly hope not. It's probably just that crazy fucking Freud talk. Man Freud can just suck my dick for putting crazy ass theories out there that only chimpanzees and radishes would be foolish enough to believe. Fucking radishes.

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                                                  • mikaels
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                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                    • 105

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by delarge
                                                    an ex girlfriend used to trot to the sink and spit out my spunk and then proceed to spend 10 minutes brushing, flossing and gargling, if i hadn't already cum i certainly wouldn't be able to after that lol
                                                    Had a GF once that did the same....

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                                                    • mikaels
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                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                      • 105

                                                      #27
                                                      Lying about their period and then finding out is a major turn off.

                                                      Sex and blood does not go together very well for me......Even if, like several GFs has said: "But it's only natural..."

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                                                      • Babagirls
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                                                        #28
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                                                        • J. Falcon
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                                                          #29
                                                          Bad breath.

                                                          That's been a major turn off in more than one occasion.
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                                                          • TheLegacy
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by polle54
                                                            fucking a girl who thought she was over her period and suddenly I look and my fingers which of course also were down there and they were totally red and disgusting. That was a absolute turn off and it didn't bother me at all not to finish what i was doing

                                                            same for me - girl was practically raping me wanting to fuck - while she was on top bouncing away I happened to look down and saw my whole privates and stomach red with blood! I was like WTF then pushed her off, she was telling me how much she really wanted to fuck me and hoped it didnt bother me.

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                                                            • cyberstar
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                                                              • Mar 2005
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                                                              #31
                                                              bush, piece of toilet paper, period... you guys are wimps!.. the only thing that would turn me off is disgusting dirty smell.. that's about it!
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                                                              • cyberstar
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by TheLegacy
                                                                same for me - girl was practically raping me wanting to fuck - while she was on top bouncing away I happened to look down and saw my whole privates and stomach red with blood! I was like WTF then pushed her off, she was telling me how much she really wanted to fuck me and hoped it didnt bother me.
                                                                can you guys just get over the period thing??? we get super horny during that time. Help us out, will ya?
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                                                                • Tdog
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Is that what young girls fantasize about these days???

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                                                                    #34
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                                                                      • Dirty Dane
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Drunk and muffdiving, suddenly tampon pops out

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                                                                        • JUSTB
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          I had a guy hit my head on the ceiling fan one time........

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                                                                          • Waveu6410
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            fat girls make me sick

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                                                                            • tony299
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                                                                              go to this girls house I spoke to on telepersonals. She is tall and very cute, we are making out on her bed. She is only wearing a t shirt and panties, I had her lay on her stomach. Im kissing and biting her neck, I start kissing the backs of her legs. She is really getting into it, I reach up and pull down her panties I get ready to kiss her ass cheeks and the smell of underwipped ass hits me. I thought I was going to throw up. nicely worked my way back to her neck and said god I didnt realize how late it is and left.

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                                                                              • PenetratinP
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by cyberstar
                                                                                can you guys just get over the period thing??? we get super horny during that time. Help us out, will ya?
                                                                                I've got a couple of dark red bath towels just for that reason.

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                                                                                • BigasMoe
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Smelly Pussy is the worst turnoff I've ever had to deal second to bloody pussy!
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                                                                                  • cyberstar
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by PenetratinP
                                                                                    I've got a couple of dark red bath towels just for that reason.
                                                                                    smart man!
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                                                                                    • Rock Solid
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Dirty Dane
                                                                                      Drunk and muffdiving, suddenly tampon pops out
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                                                                                      • Grapesoda
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                                                                                        • Jul 2003
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by gangbangjoe
                                                                                        sticking my hands into a girls pants to find a fucking BUSH down under


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                                                                                        how about reaching into the jeans and finding a dick?

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                                                                                        • Barefootsies
                                                                                          Choice is an Illusion
                                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                                          • 42635

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Hmmm...

                                                                                          The girl who tried to milk my balls like a cow. Citing that her ex bf used to love it.

                                                                                          The same girl who another time tried to finger my ass, citing the same as above.

                                                                                          A different girl who I was fucking, and sure it was summer and all, but airpits and feet reeked to the high heavens. After her, for a few years I threw all the girls into the shower before sex. Claiming I liked it that way. So I would take a shower with them, was them head to toes, then take em in the ass.

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                                                                                          • CamsLord
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                                                                                            #46
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                                                                                            • media
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Biggest turnoff was when one of my ex's wanted me to slap her in the face really hard during sex, and choke her out....

                                                                                              Not into all that... I can dig smackin ass.. but nothing else...

                                                                                              The only thing I beat up on the ladies is the pussy...
                                                                                              I'm here for the violence!

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                                                                                              • mrkris
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                I'd have to say going down on a girl and she farts in your face. NOT COOL.

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                                                                                                • BoyAlley
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by notabook
                                                                                                  She goes: ?This is really great sex? you look just like my father!?

                                                                                                  My chubby went from CHACHACHING! to limp noodle in three seconds flat. I couldn?t get it up again after that.

                                                                                                  OMG that's awful! Buahaha

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                                                                                                  • Barefootsies
                                                                                                    Choice is an Illusion
                                                                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                                                                    • 42635

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by media
                                                                                                    Biggest turnoff was when one of my ex's wanted me to slap her in the face really hard during sex, and choke her out....

                                                                                                    Not into all that... I can dig smackin ass.. but nothing else...

                                                                                                    The only thing I beat up on the ladies is the pussy...
                                                                                                    Yeah, I've had a few of those as well. The gaspers or whatever with the bag, or choking stuff.

                                                                                                    I also had a few of them who wanted me to tazer their nips, toe fuck them, piss on them, or drag them around on a chain.

                                                                                                    But I am a straight meat and potaTOES man.

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