Let's encourage Chris to get a puppy

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  • fuzzylogic
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2004
    • 4796

    #1

    Let's encourage Chris to get a puppy

    as long as he doesn't crop the puppies tail ;)

    seriously,

    let's face it -- Chris is just not a cat person. so let's help keep fingertips on another little kitten today.

    there are many benifits to getting a dog. it will be obedient. it will respect without question your child. the puppy will constantly be seeking your approval. As long as you attend to the animal on a regular basis it will only evacuate it's wastes with your permission in a location of your choosing. In addition, declawing dogs is unheard of.

    think about it. a dog seems like the right choice for you.

    let's save a kittens fingertips today!
  • sonofsam
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 18647

    #2
    i have a better idea

    how about 10 of us wait outside his house and when he comes out we'll beat the shit out of him with aluminum bats and then let loose 30 stray dogs in his house
    I like turtles.

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    • sonofsam
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 18647

      #3
      honestly... your idea sucks.. mine is way more effective
      I like turtles.

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