I can't believe i just read all that... anyways heres my advice
fuck college... you're 25 and making 11 something grand a month.. you don't need to go to college parties to enjoy yoursel...
plus... why make it awkward for yourself? cause you know you'll be 6-7 years older then 90% of the people around you... and you'll feel hurting going to one of their parties.. kinda like hanging out with your little brothers friends...
if you need to get that shit out of your system.. you have more then enough disposable income to have some fun... buy yourself a nice car... hit the clubs with some friends and pick up girls there... seems like you're not looking for a relationship right now, but more of a having fun kinda thing... and clubs are perfect for that, since they are mainly filled with gold digging sluts... but as long as you know that and are okay with that - you can have your fun
so go all out for a couple years, fuck strippers (doesn't matter if you're ugly... you have the money) get drunk 3 times a week and don't do shit all
i think that is more then adequate to fill that "college years" gap you're talking about..
good life with the midlife crisis dude
