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  • CamsLord
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    • Jun 2006
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    #1

    Yo mama jokes

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    yo mama so cross eyed when she cries tears go down her back

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  • butterflybucks
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    • Sep 2005
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    #2
    Yo Mamma's so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate
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    • butterflybucks
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      • Sep 2005
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      #3
      Your momma's so ugly bigfoot took a photo of her
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      • Deraj
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        #4
        Yo mamma's so fat.. her blood type is Ragu
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        If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?

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        • butterflybucks
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          #5
          Your Mama's so dumb that she got smacked by a statue
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          • butterflybucks
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            #6
            Yo Mama's so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone
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            • CamsLord
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              • J. Falcon
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                • May 2006
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                #8
                Yo mommas so poor I saw her kicking cans down the street, I asked her "What ya doing" and she said "Moving."




                - From White Men Can't Jump (some good momma jokes there)
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                • J. Falcon
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                  #9
                  Yo momma is so dumb she got run over by a parked car.
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                  • Manowar
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                    #10
                    yo mama jokes never get old

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                    • darkwood
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                      #11
                      Yo momma is so fat she couldn't fit on the Fat Channel
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                      • J. Falcon
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                        #12
                        Yo momma is so slutty she walks around with a bed tied to her back.
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                        • J. Falcon
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                          #13
                          Yo momma is so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
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                          • BluewireAngie
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                            • J. Falcon
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                              #15
                              Yo mamma is so fat she bungie jumped and went straight to hell
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                              • Deraj
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                                #16
                                This reminds me of some ol school In Living Color
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                                Originally posted by Unknown
                                If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?

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                                • J. Falcon
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                                  #17
                                  Yo mamma is so fat she has to use a boomerang to put a belt on
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                                  • J. Falcon
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                                    #18
                                    Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
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                                    • gimo33
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                                      • J. Falcon
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                                        #20
                                        Yo mamma's so stupid, she climbed to the roof of a bar because she heard that the drinks were on the house.
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                                        • J. Falcon
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                                          #21
                                          yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish


                                          yo mama's so dumb she drinks dr.pepper when she's sick





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                                          • J. Falcon
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                                            #22
                                            yo mamma is so fat she uses a vcr as a beeper..
                                            yo mamma's hair is so nappy she has to take pain killers before she brushes it...
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                                            • avalanche
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                                              #23
                                              Yo momma's so fat, when I got on top of her my ears popped!
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                                              • avalanche
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                                                Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out!
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                                                • Morgan
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                                                  #25
                                                  edit... someone beat me to it
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                                                  • DudeRick
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                                                    #26
                                                    Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

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                                                    • ProducerCashDave
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                                                      #27
                                                      Yo mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton for 20 minutes because it said concentrate
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                                                      • avalanche
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                                                        #28
                                                        Yo momma so fat she keeps a watch on each hand for each time zone!

                                                        Yo momma so fat everytime she turns around we throw her a welcome back party!
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                                                        • spanky part 2
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                                                          #29
                                                          I called Yo mama a 2 bit whore, and she hit me with a sack of quarters.

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                                                          • CamsLord
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                                                            • madawgz
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by butterflybucks
                                                              Yo Mama's so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone
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                                                              • siccmade
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                                                                #32
                                                                Yo momma's like a 747....

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                                                                • siccmade
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Yo momma like a bag of chips,

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                                                                  • Doctor Dre
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.
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                                                                    • Quagmire
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Yo mama's so fat she's gotta iron her laundry on the driveway.

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                                                                      • Quagmire
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.

                                                                        Yo mama's so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.

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                                                                        • Quagmire
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or meatloaf!"

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                                                                          • CamsLord
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              your momma so stupid.......... she thought a quaterback was a refund


                                                                              your momma so dumb..she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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                                                                              • iWeb_Iya
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Manowar
                                                                                yo mama jokes never get old
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                                                                                • MyNameIsNobody
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  yo mama's so ugly you have to tie a bunch of steaks on her to get the dogs to play with her

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                                                                                  • MyNameIsNobody
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    yo mamas so fat, when she goes out in the street wearing a red overall people mistake her for a coke vending machine!

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                                                                                    • ProducerCashDave
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Yo mama so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down by the street I said,"Whatcha doin?"

                                                                                      She said"Moving."
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                                                                                      • Bozena X
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        your momma is so fat she wakes up in sections

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                                                                                        • basschick
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Yo momma is so fat she goes to a restaraunt, looks at the menu and says, "Okay"
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                                                                                          • vanillapimp
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            your mama's so fat every time she turns around it's her birthday!
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                                                                                            • vanillapimp
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              your mama's so fat every time she turns around it's her birthday!
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                                                                                              • Sexsitesurfer
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                                                                                                #48
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                                                                                                • Quagmire
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Yo mama's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.

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                                                                                                  • scottybuzz
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Your mum was so wet last night I could blow bubbles
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