Originally Posted by notabook

The simple reason for most hate on this board is the same as it is all across the glove: It's because we are not united. In times of great peril, when races are forced to unite for the betterment of a whole, you'll see a great awakening and a unification that deletes the lines between race, and the hate goes away. Humanity needs a threat so serious to our very existence so that racism as a whole would be deleted from our very vernacular. We need some event so devastating that if we all do not unite against it, we are doomed to extinction. Amazingly enough my friend, we have a growing threat that is so serious and so deadly that if the world doesn't start working together soon we won't have a chance to stop it.

That threat my friend is the family Felidae, the feline menace that is threatening our very way of life. Cats pose the single biggest threat to human life since the outbreak of rap music, and it?s not a threat that we should take so lightly. Did you know that a cat?s stare can induce Cotard?s syndrome? Did you know that cat fur has been known to cause cancer? The truly deadly thing about cats is their uncanny ability to evolve at amazingly fast rates. It?s just a matter of time before all cats, from the domestic house cat to the absolutely horrid plain lions, all develop a culture through which will rise their primitive arts as well as a language. At first the world will say ?awww, how cute, my cats are talking!?. I doubt those same individuals will be saying ?awww, how cute, my cat is wielding a knife!? a few years later after cats start the feline revolution.

If we can unite the races, all lines between us will disappear. We won?t see in black and white anymore, we?ll all be united to stop the one threat that threatens our very existence. For the first time in 2,000 years (since the Wooden Jesus fiasco) we?ll have united against the most deadly opponent that we?ve ever face. Do your part now: Take up arms, prepare yourselves brothers, the feline menace is among us!