I already have it in writing but I'll state it here also...

YARGH! Wrote mine today too. Beat me with me pegleg, poke me belly with a sharpened Swordfish beak, club me parrot, burn me treasure maps, then toss me overboard when you be done!

Can I abuse you anally first

After my cremation I wish my ashes to be flown via chopper over the Playboy mansion and then scattered......I then will have completed my journey in this life successful.

But if I am ever diagnosed in a VEGETATIVE STATE...I want a second opinion....if both of them are in agreement PULL THE FUCKING PLUG!!!!

Chio . . . you need to be very precise in your living will because I think there are people lined up to "put you out of your misery," even though you aren't in a vegetative state.

Please watch your sea salt encrusted ass!!!

I believe the family of that woman is now on the 14th opinion.

YARGH???

He be right, ye be careful of how ye word your will.

Else Spunky will anally rape you whilst your defenses be down.

I've had a living will and DNR in place since I turned 21. My mother is an OT and works with developmentally disabled as well as the Regional (oversees 12 counties) Coordinator of Dysphagia (swallowing disorders) and we've had this arguement for at least 15 years. She said "no matter what happens, tube me, hook me up, I want it all, prolong every single second of my life." My sister said "thats selfish and cruel to do to the family, why should we have to come visit you in a hospital or feed you, bath you, for years and years, if you don't even know we are there!" lol My moms like, "dont come visit then, just hook me up, put BET on the tv and leave me in front of it!" lol

I told my mom, if there is no quality of life left in me... IE: cant use the computer, cant talk, and can't have sex... then let me die! I do not want to be trapped in a hell that once was my body. The minute I turned 21, I put my wishes in writing, signed, dated, and its in my Primary Care Physicians care. I knew my mother would hook me up to anything possible to keep me going, if it were up to her.

I do not want any drastic measures, if I'm in a car accident and my limbs are all over the place, i DO NOT want my toes turned into fingers, I don't want to live in a bed staring at a ceiling hooked up to machines, and I don't want anyone taking parts out of me. I'm not donating anything! I dont mind receiving some blood from family if needed, but thats it, no heroic measures in any way shape or form.

Hell, I just waited YEARS to get my wisdom teeth out, because I'm so ANTI-SURGERY and didn't want them to put me under, I agreed to novacain and let them drill thru my face to take them out while I was AWAKE!!!

So here's my on-line copy as well. If I cant fuck, talk, eat orally, and look at porn online, let me die!!!

Thanks,
Steena

oh trust me smithy, we'll PAY you to let us pull the plug if you gave us the chance

Well...I have had a living will for awhile...but just to be on the safe side...I also have given Durable Power of Attorney to my oldest brother.

Same.

He's the sanest one in the family (aside from me of course).

I need to get that shit in writting as well.
Me and the boyfriend just a had a long talk about this subject last night. Both of us dont want to be a vegtable, just let us fuckin die if we no longer can enjoy life like we can do now. theres no sense being in a bed with drool coming out of mouths and staring at walls 24/7.