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come closer my son and have a seat, and I will tell you the mysteries of the universe.
In the begining it was dark (so dark you'd fall and trip alot cause ya couldn't see where the fuck you were going) so yeah where was I? oh yeah it was dark, till someone flipped on the light switch, his name was....... I dont remember what his name was so lets just call him Murry.
So murry kicked on the lights, and now it was light, a little too bright so he called up his buddy.... fuck forgot his name too, ok skip that, he made some calls invented the first union, and they all built the world, but not the world as you think you know it.
So murry had this way cool world right, and it had flowers, trees, plants, animals (some real freaky looking ones too cause murry was all fucked up in the head) anyway Murry was fucking board, he decided he needed to make some... um what the hell were they called... fuck it lets call um, people, yeah people. Murry created this male people... no person yeah thats it, male person, his name was... um dave, murry and dave would sit around all day and talk, about what? you really wouldn't care to be honest...
anyway, dave challanged murry to a game of jarts (you remember jarts?) anyway the winner of the game would gain controll of this whole deal, and well dave was a scammy lil fucker and he cheated like mad, and he won the jarts game, and he made murry move to a place they now call clevland.
And there you have
THE BEGINING
-Loki-
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