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  • MyNameIsEmily
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2005
    • 887

    #1

    This Hosting Company Can Go Fuck Themselves

    FOR CUSTOMERS
    When shopping for a host, what the deal breaker that makes you say "screw these guys" and on to the next? Example: For me, I must have CPanel.

    Also, what is the deal maker?

    FOR HOSTS:
    Often enough, I see people post "so and so is the best host... Ok, here's your chance: WHY ARE YOU THE BEST HOST?
    What is it about your service that puts you above compeditors?
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    Very Important
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    19
    Somewhat Important
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    Not Important.
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  • newbreed
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2003
    • 9898

    #2
    Fuck off surfer.

    Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
    I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
    fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

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    • DateDoc
      Outside looking in.
      • Feb 2005
      • 14243

      #3
      Originally posted by MyNameIsEmily
      FOR CUSTOMERS
      When shopping for a host, what the deal breaker that makes you say "screw these guys" and on to the next? Example: For me, I must have CPanel.

      Also, what is the deal maker?

      FOR HOSTS:
      Often enough, I see people post "so and so is the best host... Ok, here's your chance: WHY ARE YOU THE BEST HOST?
      What is it about your service that puts you above compeditors?
      Serverprovider has always done well for me. They have awesome customer service. Sami is on ICQ 12+ hours a day and takes care of things ASAP. See sig and check them out.

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      • RedShoe
        赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
        • Feb 2001
        • 14831

        #4
        Your thread title is all to cock.

        For me, it's the kick-backs I get when referring people to my host that makes me like them. Also, the free hosting is a plus.
        Oh, and free blow jobs when we hook up at shows is a bonus.

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        Last edited by RedShoe; 03-22-2005, 10:13 PM.

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        • reynold
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Oct 2002
          • 51271

          #5
          Drama thread.

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          • MrJackMeHoff
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2004
            • 4569

            #6
            Worst poll ever

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            • MyNameIsEmily
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2005
              • 887

              #7
              Originally posted by RedShoe
              Your thread title is all to cock.
              Just see how fast the page views rise.

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              • newbreed
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2003
                • 9898

                #8
                She added a poll after the fact. Ghey.



                PS - RedShoe makes me all giggly inside.

                Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
                I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
                fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

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                • Marcus Aurelius
                  No Refunds Issued.
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 14809

                  #9
                  I have a virtual account and a dedicated server with www.serverprovider.com and I couldnt be happier with the service they provide.

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                  • desus
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2005
                    • 292

                    #10
                    just here to get some of this sweet view action
                    *opens beach chair*
                    *works on tan*
                    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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                    • GiantGnome
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 4344

                      #11
                      Originally posted by newbreed
                      She added a poll after the fact. Ghey.



                      PS - RedShoe makes me all giggly inside.
                      most guys do.
                      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

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                      • newbreed
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 9898

                        #12
                        Originally posted by GiantGnome
                        most guys do.
                        no doubt

                        Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
                        I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
                        fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

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                        • The Sultan Of Smut
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 4325

                          #13
                          I was going to respond but I don't feel like it anymore.

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                          • Relish XXX
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 4904

                            #14
                            As if anyone in Internet porn is going to vote that having a good host is not important to them. Go and ask a racing car driving how important it is for them to have a decent car....go and ask a grave digger how important it is for them to have a decent spade.

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                            • MyNameIsEmily
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2005
                              • 887

                              #15
                              This thread fucking sucks... And it's because of it's lack of "Quality Posters".


                              Yes, RedShoe... I will now admit the thread title is for shit, as it has only brought in Trolls and Drama Queens.

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                              • liquidmoe
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2002
                                • 4994

                                #16
                                I'd have to disagree with you about Cpanel, and pretty much all other control panels for that matter. Unless its a very thin client that is able to read in your current configuration and make changes on the fly its going to bog you down by restricting you to what it supports. Hence, when you will require something that doesnt quite fit into its architecture you are going to break your neck integrating it or scrap the idea altogether. Meanwhile, the majority of these control panels are made for small resellers that arent used to the large traffic demands of the adult market. Common problems include poor log rotation that fill up a system's available diskspace and force you to turn off logging and as a result webstats.

                                Even expensive software like Urchin has similar problems and we've worked with their support to no real avail in improving their log rotation to better serve really high traffic sites.

                                Aside from that you are going to be adding alot of load on the server for no real benefit.

                                Just thought I would share my two cents on control panels. Get a fully managed server and you dont have to worry about it.

                                Take Luck!

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                                • SplitInfinity
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 3047

                                  #17

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                                  • flashfreak
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2002
                                    • 4396

                                    #18
                                    no emily, it sucks because your poll sucks! wtf !
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                                    • $pikes
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 1055

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by SplitInfinity
                                      HAHAHA that pic rules SplitInfinity! My dad flies airplanes into those for NOAA.

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                                      • foxxx
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jun 2002
                                        • 573

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by newbreed
                                        Fuck off surfer.
                                        hahahahaha owned

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                                        • wjxxx
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 4448

                                          #21
                                          This thread title is misleading

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                                          • SplitInfinity
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 3047

                                            #22
                                            I thought it was appopriate. LOL
                                            :-)

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                                            • Cash
                                              Click on my TCG signature
                                              • Feb 2002
                                              • 20825

                                              #23
                                              Very important, of course ...
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