Who The Hell Comes Up With This Shit? (PIC)

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Jake
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2001
    • 3056

    #1

    Who The Hell Comes Up With This Shit? (PIC)

    I was just sending an e-mail to a MindSpring address and I got the following "spam blocker" reply message:

  • rowan
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Mar 2002
    • 17393

    #2
    You don't think blind people send and receive emails?

    Comment

    • Matt M
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2002
      • 738

      #3
      LOL No shit huh???
      No Thanks, I have my own......
      ICQ: 156837862

      Comment

      • Manowar
        jellyfish  
        • Dec 2003
        • 71528

        #4

        Comment

        • Jake
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2001
          • 3056

          #5
          Originally posted by rowan
          You don't think blind people send and receive emails?
          I really hope you're joking!

          Comment

          • rowan
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Mar 2002
            • 17393

            #6
            Originally posted by Jake
            I really hope you're joking!
            Why would I be? Visually impaired people have been using speech synthesizers to read online content since the BBS days. The link on your confirmation screen probably goes to a WAV so they know what to type.


            edit: BBS = dialup BBSs, those things that were popular from the mid 80s to early 90s... not web BBSs.

            Comment

            • thumbsdepot
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2002
              • 778

              #7
              Originally posted by rowan
              You don't think blind people send and receive emails?
              But how are you able to click the link if you're not able to see it?

              Comment

              • ssp
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2005
                • 7990

                #8
                Originally posted by Jake
                I really hope you're joking!
                Receiving SPAM when you're blind, still one of the biggest problems. Imagine this.. your computer has to read out every message.. suppose you get 800 spam messages a day. I'm not kidding.

                Comment

                • MandyBlake
                  The one and only!
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 17761

                  #9
                  haha that's funny shit.
                  Mandy's Playhouse
                  Her First Fat Girl
                  If you're interested in promoting my sites, ICQ me! 178411921

                  Comment

                  • Jake
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 3056

                    #10
                    Originally posted by rowan
                    Why would I be? Visually impaired people have been using speech synthesizers to read online content since the BBS days. The link on your confirmation screen probably goes to a WAV so they know what to type.


                    edit: BBS = dialup BBSs, those things that were popular from the mid 80s to early 90s... not web BBSs.
                    And how would a blind person see the link in this message and click on it?

                    Comment

                    • rowan
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 17393

                      #11
                      Originally posted by thumbsdepot
                      But how are you able to click the link if you're not able to see it?
                      You're still thinking visually. Most web pages are just words with embedded layout instructions that are redundant if you're just after the basic content. I presume their software assigns a unique identifier to links so that they can press 1 for the first link, 2 for the second, and so on.

                      Comment

                      • woj
                        <&(©¿©)&>
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 47880

                        #12
                        Earthlink probably got sued by some blind guy, claiming he is unable to send emails, he won, and now earthlink has to include it on that page....
                        Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000
                        Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager
                        Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager

                        Comment

                        • Jake
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 3056

                          #13
                          Originally posted by rowan
                          You're still thinking visually. Most web pages are just words with embedded layout instructions that are redundant if you're just after the basic content. I presume their software assigns a unique identifier to links so that they can press 1 for the first link, 2 for the second, and so on.
                          Ok, for the sake of argument let's say that is the case. Why bother having text on a page that a blind person cannot see? "Visually impaired? Click here" I still say WTF?

                          Comment

                          • WiredGuy
                            Pounding Googlebot
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 34515

                            #14
                            Originally posted by woj
                            Earthlink probably got sued by some blind guy, claiming he is unable to send emails, he won, and now earthlink has to include it on that page....

                            That link doesn't quite solve the problem though
                            WG
                            I play with Google.

                            Comment

                            • sickkittens
                              I am a meat popsicle.
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 25100

                              #15
                              That's not funny. Braille on drive through ATM's is funny (in a weird funny way).

                              HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!

                              THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

                              Comment

                              • ssp
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2005
                                • 7990

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Jake
                                Ok, for the sake of argument let's say that is the case. Why bother having text on a page that a blind person cannot see? "Visually impaired? Click here" I still say WTF?
                                Their software can read out the link. Duh.

                                If you care enough to know more: http://www.diveintoaccessibility.org/

                                Comment

                                • woj
                                  <&(©¿©)&>
                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 47880

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                  That link doesn't quite solve the problem though
                                  WG
                                  Yea, but it's good enough to be able to say "We made changes to the website to make you happy, now fuck off, and sue someone else"...
                                  Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000
                                  Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager
                                  Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager

                                  Comment

                                  • TheLegacy
                                    SEO RobertWarrenSEO.com
                                    • Apr 2003
                                    • 18192

                                    #18
                                    christ - are most of you totally out of it??

                                    blind people are able to use the computer just as well..

                                    http://www-306.ibm.com/able/

                                    http://www.w3.org/WAI/


                                    IBM has a whole department dedicated for those who are visually impared. from brail keyboards to reading text off the monitor either using voice recognition software to brail keypads that translate the text off the screen

                                    I was part of the IBM testing software for them 15 years ago on the voice recognition software - my computer basically learned to hear my voice and talked to me - told me what was on the screen - I simply had to say certain key words for it to actually surf.

                                    RobertWarrenSEO.com
                                    Telegram: @TheLegacy54

                                    Comment

                                    • Jake
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2001
                                      • 3056

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by sickkittens
                                      That's not funny. Braille on drive through ATM's is funny (in a weird funny way).
                                      That's another one I've always wondered about! Even on the walk-up ATM's. Have you ever used an ATM that you didn't have to interact with the CRT display? If you can't see what the CRT display is prompting you to do then you don't know what buttons to push on the keypad, braille or not.

                                      Comment

                                      • fl_prn_str
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Aug 2004
                                        • 5736

                                        #20
                                        I think the braille on automated subway or lightrail is pretty funny.....

                                        Comment

                                        • Nickless
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2003
                                          • 1955

                                          #21
                                          i used to run a cybercafe back in 98, a blind guy comes in, 3 1/2 floppy in hand, sat at one of the terminals, and started looking for the drive, he installed a text to speech thing using the keyboard by memory (windows key, execute, cmd, a:\something.exe etc.) i tried to help him but he basically told me to fuck off. that day i've learnt wtf were ALT tags useful for in images

                                          Comment

                                          • Rinaldo
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Sep 2003
                                            • 5086

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by TheLegacy
                                            christ - are most of you totally out of it??

                                            blind people are able to use the computer just as well..

                                            http://www-306.ibm.com/able/

                                            http://www.w3.org/WAI/


                                            IBM has a whole department dedicated for those who are visually impared. from brail keyboards to reading text off the monitor either using voice recognition software to brail keypads that translate the text off the screen

                                            I was part of the IBM testing software for them 15 years ago on the voice recognition software - my computer basically learned to hear my voice and talked to me - told me what was on the screen - I simply had to say certain key words for it to actually surf.

                                            That's fucking cool

                                            Comment

                                            • AaronM
                                              GFY Royality ;)
                                              • Oct 2001
                                              • 46917

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by rowan
                                              You're still thinking visually. Most web pages are just words with embedded layout instructions that are redundant if you're just after the basic content. I presume their software assigns a unique identifier to links so that they can press 1 for the first link, 2 for the second, and so on.

                                              It's nice to see that somebody knows what they are talking about. They also have braille displays for computers.

                                              It's not like people are so stupid that they have braille on drive up ATM's or anything....oh wait....


                                              Last edited by AaronM; 03-22-2005, 11:25 AM.

                                              Comment

                                              • Jake
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Nov 2001
                                                • 3056

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by ssp
                                                Their software can read out the link. Duh.

                                                If you care enough to know more: http://www.diveintoaccessibility.org/
                                                Ok, for all the people who can't seem to grasp this issue. I fully understand that visually impaired people are able to use computers too. However, if a person is blind they will not be able to read the text "Visually impaired? Click here". That being said, now answer this question: Why is it displayed on the screen?

                                                Comment

                                                • Jake
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                  • 3056

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by TheLegacy
                                                  christ - are most of you totally out of it??

                                                  blind people are able to use the computer just as well..

                                                  http://www-306.ibm.com/able/

                                                  http://www.w3.org/WAI/


                                                  IBM has a whole department dedicated for those who are visually impared. from brail keyboards to reading text off the monitor either using voice recognition software to brail keypads that translate the text off the screen

                                                  I was part of the IBM testing software for them 15 years ago on the voice recognition software - my computer basically learned to hear my voice and talked to me - told me what was on the screen - I simply had to say certain key words for it to actually surf.
                                                  Like I said, for all the people who can't seem to grasp this issue. I fully understand that visually impaired people are able to use computers too. However, if a person is blind they will not be able to read the text "Visually impaired? Click here". That being said, now answer this question: Why is it displayed on the screen?

                                                  Comment

                                                  • sickkittens
                                                    I am a meat popsicle.
                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                    • 25100

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Jake
                                                    Ok, for all the people who can't seem to grasp this issue. I fully understand that visually impaired people are able to use computers too. However, if a person is blind they will not be able to read the text "Visually impaired? Click here". That being said, now answer this question: Why is it displayed on the screen?
                                                    True. Wouldn't it be easier if a .wav sounded?

                                                    HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!

                                                    THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

                                                    Comment

                                                    • rowan
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                      • 17393

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Jake
                                                      Ok, for all the people who can't seem to grasp this issue. I fully understand that visually impaired people are able to use computers too. However, if a person is blind they will not be able to read the text "Visually impaired? Click here". That being said, now answer this question: Why is it displayed on the screen?
                                                      You're not making any sense. We've already established that blind people can read webpages, and they can traverse links through whatever mechanism their software uses. How is that link any different?

                                                      Comment

                                                      • AaronM
                                                        GFY Royality ;)
                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                        • 46917

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Jake
                                                        Like I said, for all the people who can't seem to grasp this issue. I fully understand that visually impaired people are able to use computers too. However, if a person is blind they will not be able to read the text "Visually impaired? Click here". That being said, now answer this question: Why is it displayed on the screen?

                                                        Several years ago I owned a company that developed a site for a local blind organization. I believe they had a software package called JAWS that read the text as audio. It was also designed to specifically locate links and certain key words.

                                                        Comment

                                                        • DateDoc
                                                          Outside looking in.
                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                          • 14243

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Jake
                                                          I was just sending an e-mail to a MindSpring address and I got the following "spam blocker" reply message:

                                                          Thats sort of like having brail on the keys at the drive up ATM! LOL!!

                                                          Comment

                                                          • ArkansasDave
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                            • 2148

                                                            #30
                                                            -ArkansasDave!

                                                            ICQ: 759-84452



                                                            CDGirls.com
                                                            Do It!

                                                            Comment

                                                            • L0rdJuni0r
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Oct 2004
                                                              • 5883

                                                              #31
                                                              funny
                                                              Affordable video and picture editing.
                                                              junior[at]jampackproductions[DOT]com
                                                              ICQ: 605429331

                                                              Comment

                                                              • tony299
                                                                lurker
                                                                • Aug 2002
                                                                • 57021

                                                                #32
                                                                thats too funny

                                                                Comment

                                                                • rowan
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                  • 17393

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by BusterPorn
                                                                  Thats sort of like having brail on the keys at the drive up ATM! LOL!!
                                                                  Do you think it would be cheaper to make two different types of ATM keyboards?

                                                                  Comment

                                                                  • MattO
                                                                    The O is for Oohhh
                                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                                    • 10861

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Jake
                                                                    That being said, now answer this question: Why is it displayed on the screen?

                                                                    It'd be cheaper to tell your programmer just to add the line rather than put some custom script that talks to whatever system the impared person happens to be using.

                                                                    As with ATM machines, they all come with the braille from the factory before they're designated walk-up or drive-up. The kiosk around it might be specific to the duty, but the machine within is standard issue.

                                                                    Comment

                                                                    • Steen2
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                      • 7662

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Are you guys seriously retarded?

                                                                      Software reads the link to them.
                                                                      They display the link to everybody
                                                                      A) So that it doesn't accidentally not show for a blind person
                                                                      B) So that everyone knows Earthlink is blind friendly
                                                                      B2) So that they don't have some idiot try and sue Earthlink
                                                                      ICQ: 2262.73945

                                                                      Comment

                                                                      • boner 2.0
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                                        • 10970

                                                                        #36
                                                                        <Ray's I can't see shit pic here>

                                                                        lmao thats funny, click here

                                                                        Comment

                                                                        • ThumbWolf
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                          • 154

                                                                          #37
                                                                          What? All of my sites have brail versions and they are all wheel-chair accessable. I don't discriminate.

                                                                          Comment

                                                                          • gecko
                                                                            ******
                                                                            • Jun 2002
                                                                            • 21846

                                                                            #38
                                                                            *shakes his head.*
                                                                            [email protected]

                                                                            Comment

                                                                            • axelcat
                                                                              Adult Locals
                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                              • 25450

                                                                              #39
                                                                              lol...........

                                                                              Comment

                                                                              • foxxx
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jun 2002
                                                                                • 573

                                                                                #40
                                                                                windows magnafiyer is all they need, why the fuck would you add a blind person link :S

                                                                                Comment

                                                                                • Kevsh
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                  • 8619

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by thumbsdepot
                                                                                  But how are you able to click the link if you're not able to see it?
                                                                                  They have braille keyboards - they can't "see" it, they feel it. Seriously.

                                                                                  Comment

                                                                                  • pornguy
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                                    • 62910

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    I think that blind spam would look something like this.


                                                                                    "





                                                                                    "
                                                                                    PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic

                                                                                    AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online!
                                                                                    TChicks.com | Angeles Cid | Mariana Cordoba | MAILERS WELCOME!

                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                    • media
                                                                                      Confirmed Moneymaker
                                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                                      • 9853

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Jake
                                                                                      I really hope you're joking!
                                                                                      Ever hear of a brail keyboard and a brail reader?
                                                                                      I'm here for the violence!

                                                                                      Comment

                                                                                      • BlingDaddy
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Apr 2004
                                                                                        • 6343

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by ssp
                                                                                        Receiving SPAM when you're blind, still one of the biggest problems. Imagine this.. your computer has to read out every message.. suppose you get 800 spam messages a day. I'm not kidding.
                                                                                        Very true....
                                                                                        Every Day... Bling Daddy's Masturbation Station!
                                                                                        Bling Daddy's Masturbation Station!

                                                                                        The Daily Bag of Douche - Humor at it's FINEST.

                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                        • webseth
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                          • 362

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          color blind people would have a problem with that too
                                                                                          http://www.webseth.com | http://www.webseth.com/aff.php | Verotel Billing | Certified Hosting
                                                                                          ICQ: 3536333

                                                                                          Comment

                                                                                          • NichePay_Manny
                                                                                            Registered User
                                                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                                                            • 1833

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Only in America my friend !

                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                            • ytcracker
                                                                                              stc is the greatest
                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                              • 12403

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              i guess none of you faggots have seen sneakers

                                                                                              yea i said it
                                                                                              www.ytcracker.com | www.digitalgangster.com
                                                                                              i love you

                                                                                              Comment

                                                                                              • AaronM
                                                                                                GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                • Oct 2001
                                                                                                • 46917

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by ytcracker
                                                                                                i guess none of you faggots have seen sneakers

                                                                                                yea i said it

                                                                                                Whistler rocked.

                                                                                                Comment

                                                                                                • Michaelious
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                  • 6720

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Lol very funny man!

                                                                                                  Comment

                                                                                                  Working...