Q. What was the average age of a cave man?
A. Stone Age!
Q. What goes up and never comes down?
A. Your age!
Q. What do you always get on your birthday?
A. Another year older!
Q. What did one candle say to the other?
A. Don't birthdays burn you up?
Q. Why do we put candles on top of a cake?
A. It's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Q. What do you say to a cow on her birthday?
A. Happy Birthday to Moo!
Q. What do you say to a cat on her birthday?
A. Happy birthday to mew!
Q. What do you give a 900 pound gorilla for his birthday?
A. I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!
Happy Birthday Steve, have a drink on XonDemand ;
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