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Originally Posted by Timon
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Here is a story about David McDougal, the greatest horseshoe player that ever lived.
There was once a man named David McDougal who lived long ago who loved to play horseshoes. One day as he was throwing horseshoes, a dog by the name of Alexander P. Dishwasher came up to him, looked at him square in the eyes and asked him if he could play a game of horseshoes with him. Horrified, McDougal screamed at the top of his lungs "AHHHHHH, A TALKING DOG!" Alexander cringed in fear and screamed back at the top of his lungs "AHHHHHH, A TALKING HUMAN!". You see, Alexander P. Dishwasher happened to be a dog from a parallel universe where all dogs could talk and no humans could, yet the two species found middle ground by communicating through the best game that had been invented during the time, horseshoes. How Alexander made it into our dimension is unclear, but one thing is certain: David McDougal was the best horseshoe player that ever lived in either dimension.
But since Timon seems to be unable to get read any of my posts, he'll never know about the adventures of David McDougal and Alexander P. Dishwasher.
As to you Lilith, I am most pleased you have not put me on your ignore list. There is hope for the human race yet!