View Single Post
Old 06-23-2006, 09:38 PM  
fallenmuffin
Confirmed User
 
fallenmuffin's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 8,170
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Sultan Of Smut
OK I'll put that but I'm sorry to be the one to tell ya that line isn't going to work. You should have went with something like "I want you to feel my cock rubbing the inside of your pussy". I'm not much for erotic writing for women but I think that would have given you a decent shot at a booty call.
Lol, oh well. Shes probably not my type.

[smooth muffin]
Girlfriend: Don't you ever get scared?
Me: All the time, alot of things scare me shitless..
Girlfriend: Like what?
Me: Roller coasters, spiders, social gatherings
Girlfriend: But.. but on our first date you took me on a roller coaster, you're always killing spiders for me and I take you out all the time.
Me: I know, if I've got to do somethings I'm uncomfortable with it's worth it just to be next to you.
....
Me: I guess you just her words when I say I love you.. but I mean it.
*love making*
[/smooth muffin]

She broke up with me though..
fallenmuffin is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote