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  • directfiesta
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2002
    • 30255
    #1

    Who's the idiot selling an adult site on Ebay... Funny sales pitch

    an adult website, the reason im selling it is because i have too much time on my hands to be running it
    That's a good reason... Once sold, you will have LESS time on your hands ...

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...500605206&rd=1

    THE SITE HAS BEEN RUNNING FOR A WHILE AND HAS AN ESTABLISHED CLIENT BASE, AND GETS ABOUT 5 NEW PEOPLE JOINING PER MONTH.
    THE AMOUNT OF REVENUE YOU GAIN WILL DEPEND ON THE AMOUNT OF ADVERTISING YOU DO, BUT AS DESCRIBED BELOW THE SITE HAS BEEN MAKING NICE MONEY

    Website revenue/month $
    Advertising revenue 5000
    Membership revenue 1000
    Sales revenue 5000
    Other revenue 0

    Traffic details/month
    Unique visitors 3500
    Hits 15000
    Members 0
    Has 5 new joins a month
    Great deal!!! 11K income a month, no expenses and only 2.5K to purchase.

    Weiting the check now ... ( lol )
    I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

    But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....
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    • MetaMan
      I AM WEB 2.0
      • Jan 2003
      • 28682
      #2
      shut the fuck up!

      no one cares what you have to say, you are an ugly ugly french loser.

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        • pornguy
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Mar 2003
          • 62910
          #3
          hey, not an idiot. The one who buys it will be the idiot indeed.
          But if the seller can get someone hooked up, good for him!
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            • directfiesta
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Oct 2002
              • 30255
              #4
              Originally posted by pornguy
              hey, not an idiot. The one who buys it will be the idiot indeed.
              But if the seller can get someone hooked up, good for him!
              True.... The idiot is the one that posted above you... I think he has issues that are uncurrable....
              I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

              But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                • Manowar
                  jellyfish  
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 71528
                  #5

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                    • adonthenet
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 16753
                      #6
                      funny guys!

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                        • Steen2
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 7662
                          #7
                          Don't make fun of people =
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                            • alan-l
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2003
                              • 2477
                              #8
                              go to the url http://www.sexforfreexxx.com/ and follow the enter link

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                                • Project-Shadow
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 7340
                                  #9
                                  He's selling the entry page... that links directly to an aebn template. If anyone buys that I will feel sorry for them.

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                                    • Kevsh
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 8619
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Project-Shadow
                                      He's selling the entry page... that links directly to an aebn template. If anyone buys that I will feel sorry for them.
                                      There's a sucker born every minute. Just keep the receipt.

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                                        • jimmyf
                                          OU812
                                          • Feb 2001
                                          • 12651
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by alan-l
                                          go to the url http://www.sexforfreexxx.com/ and follow the enter link
                                          I should put mine up for sell
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                                            • Spunky
                                              I need a beer
                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 133978
                                              #12
                                              He will be lucky to get 200 bucks for it

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                                                • fris
                                                  I have to go potty
                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                  • 55956
                                                  #13
                                                  might be rezdesign the guy who said hes leaving the biz but sells tgps for 1000$ on ebay :p
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                                                    • DaLord
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                      • 3318
                                                      #14
                                                      I have a bunch of smaller 30K TGPs I should put up for sale on ebay if I can get THAT much for them ;)

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                                                        • Shoehorn!
                                                          Die With Your Boots On
                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 22872
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by alan-l
                                                          go to the url http://www.sexforfreexxx.com/ and follow the enter link

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                                                            • Corona
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                              • 2185
                                                              #16
                                                              There are lots of sleezballs selling shitty sites on ebay.

                                                              There was a guy selling bikini sites recently that had all stolen content and admited it when I asked where he puchased the picture sets.
                                                              I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
                                                              And heaven knows I'm miserable now

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                                                                • rowan
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                  • 17393
                                                                  #17
                                                                  http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAP...605206&frm=284

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                                                                  This member, henkelpublishing, has decided to make their feedback comments private. Feedback can still be left for this user and the ratings left are shown above in summary format.


                                                                  4 of the 5 negatives are in the past month. I wouldn't be touching this even if I was an adult noob.

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                                                                    • Explicit
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                      • 814
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Aaahhhh.... this is fucking comedy

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