Handprint identification is the only way in now. If you ain't in the db, you are subdued and hauled off to the precinct before you can shout your mama's name.
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Will it still operate if the skin on your hands happens to be pruny from being in the surf?“Wolves which batten upon lambs, lambs consumed by wolves, the strong who immolate the weak, the weak victims of the strong: there you have Nature, there you have her intentions, there you have her scheme: a perpetual action and reaction, a host of vices, a host of virtues, in one word, a perfect equilibrium resulting from the equality of good and evil on earth.”Comment
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Originally posted by Sir Basil
yes.
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Does it take blood flow into consideration? So someone can't chop off a users hand and then user it to get in? I think I saw that on CSI or something once.Comment
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i would like to see pics of this system please....Comment
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My mama's name is pretty short, I think I might have a chance!
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no, but if my hand has been chopped off, the last thing I'm gonna be concerned with is someone ripping off my tv.Originally posted by AzlordComment
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you afraid someones coming after you? or just sniffing too much?
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basically, the beauty of the system is, no one has to remember any codes, (my pool boy is always forgetting it).... and there are no keys involved, so you don't have to worry about your landscaper or cleaning girl cutting extra keys.Comment
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plus it locks automatically when the doors close..... so I don't have to remember to lock up when I go out for filet mignon and vodka crans every night.Comment
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Serve the pool guy a drink.. use one of those long slender glasses that you palm... walla, instant hand print.Comment
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Have you run a security check on the poolboy?Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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lolOriginally posted by V_RocKs
doesn't work that way..... but nice creative thinkin'
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poolboy only has access to the Cave..... 900 sq. ft. bunker under the mansion that houses the pool gear. Not the main house.Originally posted by DagwolfComment
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Amp, I'm coming to Maui on the 9th through the 14th. Does this mean I'm not invited for dinner?!??Comment
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I have been told that if I ejaculate on such a device, it will let me in. Care if I swing by?Comment
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Originally posted by Peaches
you can come to Maui just like anyone else can.....
doesn't mean I gotta greet you at the fucking airport.
Enjoy your trip.Comment
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I already have someone greeting me at the fucking airport - I just figured we'd all be invited to your billion dollar mansion and you'd have your manservant serving us a freshly caught meal whilst your maid hovers at our feet picking up what we've accidentally dropped.Originally posted by Amp
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the best thing about mainland tourists....
they eventually have to leave.
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Originally posted by PeachesI already have someone greeting me at the fucking airport - I just figured we'd all be invited to your billion dollar mansion and you'd have your manservant serving us a freshly caught meal whilst your maid hovers at our feet picking up what we've accidentally dropped.
sorry....
my mansion, poolboy, landscaper, cleaning girl, and all-purpose slave are PRIVATE.
Just because I throw this shit in your face on GFY doesn't mean I'm running a fuckng hotel.Comment
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LMFAO!!Originally posted by Amp
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Well darn. We'll just cancel the trip then. You were the only reason to visit Maui.Originally posted by AmpComment
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hey, I KNOW Maui is awesome. That's why I live here. That's why millions visit here. That's why we have beaches voted #1 in the world. That why we have hotels voted #1 in the world.Originally posted by Peaches
So can your sarcastic shit, use your non-refundable tickets, have a nice trip, and then go the fuck home.
Whiny fucking tourist.Comment
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Ha true!Originally posted by AmpComment
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damn the bullshit in amps threads just keeps getting deeper and deeperI am the fourth Horseman.
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Originally posted by Pure Evil
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