There was a young man from kent
who thought his dick was bent
one night at a dance
he wanked in his pants
istead of coming
he went
who thought his dick was bent
one night at a dance
he wanked in his pants
istead of coming
he went
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There was a senator from Mass
HE was lookin for a lass
he lucked out and found it
he fucked up and drowned it
that was the end of his ass -
her boobs were firm
while you made her errrm
when she suddenly changed
her position and you aimed
right in her hole
i guess that is what you toldComment
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THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM ARGLASS
WHOS BALLS WERE MADE FROM FINE BRASS
AND ON STORMY WEATHER THEY BOTH CLINGED
TO GETHER AND SPARKES FLU OUT OFF HISS AS
ALL U NICE WOMAN OUT THERE I HAVE A 9 INCHER SO US CAN CHOKE ON
juicyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyComment
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Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
Taking triple doses of Xanax tonight Juicccy ?i don't have a sig.Comment
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there is this guy named luke
who really is hot
i fuck him every saterday
wether its right or not
he squezzes my tits and licks me everywhere
my how i love to fuck him...............Comment
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4x tonightOriginally posted by pornprotege
there is this guy named luke
who really is hot
i fuck him every saterday
wether its right or not
he squezzes my tits and licks me everywhere
my how i love to fuck him...............Comment
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There once was a boy called Jack
who had a extremely bent back
he tried to undo
but he made himself poo
he went away and eveyone called him slackComment
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Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
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there once was a man from kentucket,
who's dick was so long he could suck it.
he said with a grin;
while wiping his chin,
if his ear were a Kunt
he would fuck itComment
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Walkin' down the halls
scratchin' my balls;
my dick got caught in the elevator walls
My momma screeemed,
my dick turned green
and that's the end of my dingalingalingComment
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There was a young boy called Billy
Who had a girlfriend called lily
They went to the park
The dogs started to bark
and bit off Billy's willyComment
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yeah i could use a bj thoughOriginally posted by digifan
there once was a guy who was homo
but when asked out he said no no
along came vicky
who stepped on his dicky
and the man now said FrickeyComment
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