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Originally Posted by iBanker
Wouldn't wurprise me, no chit chat from him or anything. He said this, and only this:
"license and registration"
"sign here"
"be careful when pulling off the shoulder"
"buckle up"
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Wow.
I was speeding (10mph over) on this highway around midnight one night. Everyone was going that speed.
Turns on his lights, I pull over and he immediatly gets in front of me and does a brake turn and blocks the highway. He gets out and screams at another driver to pull off.
It went something like this:
Me: "Hello"
Him: "Are you stupid?"
Him: "License, Registration, Proof of Insurance."
Me: "Sure one sec"
Him: "Hurry up. Please."
Him: "You do realize I could haul your ass off to jail THIS SECOND for what you did!"
Me: "For speeding? I wasn't going tha..."
Him: "For racing your buddy there! You could have killed someone!"
Me: "But sir, I was not rac..."
Him: "Stay here."
15 minutes later he comes back and instructs both me and this unknown driver to get out of our cars. It must have been so blatantly obvious that we didn't know eachother. I'm some fat nerd listening to techno music, and SHE steps out in a full Arabian garb, face covered and all.
Him: "I could haul you BOTH off to jail for racing!"
Him: "YOU! How many drinks did you have tonight?"
Me: "None."
Him: "Are you willing to back that up?"
Me: "Yes"
Him: "Get in your car and stay there! You too!"
This went on for another 20 minutes or so. This guy was just nuts. Eventually he came back from his car and said to me that what I did was VERY stupid but he is in a good mood and will just put down that I was speeding 21mph over. At that point I just agreed to it because I was afraid this guy was going to plant a kilo of coke in my car or something, just because he can.
I didn't go to court and I got a $400 fine and 4 points on my license.