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Originally Posted by DavieVegas
I was talking to a few buddies of mine and we got into the subject of mgp's and so forth. They said" Dave, I have so much FREE porn". Im like whatcha mean free? Since you only get clips from movie galleries and not the whole thing unless you pay. They were like "Ya FREE Porn. You know, you go searching for movies clips and just find a hot chick you want to beat off to and beat off". Im like wtf? The clips are like a few seconds long. How can you beat off to them? Hes like, all you do is put the shit on repeat and beat off. I do not need to pay for the whole thing. Whats the point when jerking off doesnt need to take so long. Why would I pay to be a member and have to st through the whole thing with my dick in my hand".
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Ask them if they really enjoy jacking off to small 15 second low grade overused clips.
Ask them how much time they spend SEARCHING for a decent clip to jack off too. Maybe I'm picky by 99.99% of the MPG shit isn't even worth jacking too.
Ask them how they like clicking a hot looking gallery only to be sent to another MPG instead of the gallery?
Ask them how they like having the wade through tons of ads before getting to any porn?
Ask them how many times have they had spyware installed on their computer or a virus because they went to the "wrong" site?
Ask them why they pay $5 for meal at McDonald's, yet are to cheap to pay the same $5 so they can get 3 days of HQ porn, no ads, no spyware or virus no redirection and loads of choices. Hell a lot sites let you download stuff without any DRM so you can keep all the shit forever. So they'd have a lot of porn to last them after the 3 days.
I guess if your 13, a crappy 15 second clip beats jacking off to the Sears catalog like you had to do in the old days, but I think a man would prefer something a bit better.