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  • marketsmart
    HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
    • Dec 2004
    • 20419

    #91
    Originally posted by Winetalk
    Boudreaux, the smoothest-talking Cajun in the Louisiana National Guard, got called up to active duty. Boudreaux's first assignment was to a military induction center.

    Because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about government benefits, especially the GI insurance to which they were entitled.

    The officer in charge soon noticed that Boudreaux was getting a 99% sign-up rate for the more expensive supplemental form of GI insurance. This was remarkable, because it cost these low-income recruits $30.00 per month for the higher coverage, compared to what the government was already providing at no charge.The officer decided he'd sit in the back of the room at the next briefing and observe Boudreaux's sales pitch.

    Boudreaux stood up before the latest group of inductees and said, "If you has da normal GI insurans an' you goes to Iraq an' gets youself killed, da governmen' pays you beneficiary $20,000.

    If you takes out da supplemental insurans, which cost you only t'irty dollars a mons, den da the governmen' gots ta pay you beneficiary $200,000!

    "Now," Boudreaux concluded, "which bunch you tink dey gonna send ta Iraq first?
    whats even funnier than the joke is that there probably is some truth to it...

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    • marketsmart
      HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
      • Dec 2004
      • 20419

      #92
      Originally posted by dig420
      just for the record: anyone that shows up at my house at 6am gets eaten by my dog.
      does your dog do anal?

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      • Anthony
        Keyboard Warrior
        • Feb 2001
        • 9653

        #93
        Originally posted by marketsmart
        does your dog do anal?
        100lbs Pit Bull.

        Red Nose.

        Yellow eyes

        Big teeth.

        I have tried to choke it, it turned it's head and licked me.

        Have a good time trying

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        • Rolo
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2002
          • 555

          #94
          Originally posted by Winetalk
          I think $100 bill from me and Anthony body damage release form put him in a very bad and depressing mood.
          I bet he will come back in a few days/weeks/months with total memory loss of what has happen.

          Good thing we have the "thread bump"
          Surfmastering : a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery

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          • NoComments
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2005
            • 4957

            #95
            Originally posted by Rolo
            I bet he will come back in a few days/weeks/months with total memory loss of what has happen.

            Good thing we have the "thread bump"
            ....how much are we getting paid for this?
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            • Rolo
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2002
              • 555

              #96
              Originally posted by Winetalk
              ....how much are we getting paid for this?
              Its impossible to put a value on truth, justice and freedom - my payment is knowing that they are all served to the bullshitters and posers of the world!
              Surfmastering : a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery

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              • Timon
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2002
                • 213

                #97
                Joe, if you have $25,000,000 then why are you trying to dodge a $100 bill?

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                • Rolo
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 555

                  #98
                  And why is Joesho putting his dick in between his legs and running away LIKE A LITTLE GIRL?
                  Surfmastering : a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery

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                  • NoComments
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2005
                    • 4957

                    #99
                    Originally posted by Rolo
                    And why is Joesho putting his dick in between his legs and running away LIKE A LITTLE GIRL?
                    'cuz his courage is equal to the number of millions he has at his disposal
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                    • en21
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2006
                      • 2640

                      #100
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                      • woj
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                        • Jul 2002
                        • 47882

                        #101
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                        • Rolo
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 555

                          #102
                          Exactly how long should you wait, before its ok to call the person who challenged you to a fight a coward, when he does not show up?
                          Surfmastering : a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery

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                          • Anthony
                            Keyboard Warrior
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 9653

                            #103
                            ICQ:
                            Joesho
                            Logged in: 3 days 8 minutes
                            Online
                            IP Address: 68.227.43.183

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                            • Rolo
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 555

                              #104
                              Originally posted by Anthony
                              ICQ:
                              Joesho
                              Logged in: 3 days 8 minutes
                              Online
                              IP Address: 68.227.43.183
                              Maybe he is sitting under his desk
                              Surfmastering : a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery

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                              • Timon
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 213

                                #105
                                Joesho no longer posts on GFY?

                                Is it because he was exposed lying about his $25,000,000?

                                Or is it because boldy embarrassed him by blinging a poor people car?

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