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I got a Real Monkey Drunk last night and he was funny as FUCK!

06-19-2006, 01:16 AM

No shit I am traveling abroad and they have a monkey in the tree who likes

no one else so I start talking to him with burps and fuck offs and he slowly

tasted the beer that I put in a plate for him and the next thing you know he

is on my shoulder drinking out of my bottle and we got loaded but he was

putting on a show jumping from his stand doing shit like tripple lindee till he

was down for the count and I mean dones ville. I have picks and will show

you my new monkey friend. I may buy him and get him home with me.

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06-19-2006, 01:17 AM

Isn't this the beggining of the story of how AIDS came to North America?

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06-19-2006, 01:17 AM

A relative of mine claimed he once gave meth to a cat. He said it was funny as hell until the cat died of heart failure.

Man, I hate that guy...

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06-19-2006, 01:18 AM

I once saw a vid of a monkey trashing a hotel room...I think it was a skateboarding vid...funny as hell. This one was really surly

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06-19-2006, 01:20 AM

Thats funny as fuck BT!! i wish i could have seen that! lol

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06-19-2006, 01:22 AM

Originally posted by Dagwolf

A relative of mine claimed he once gave meth to a cat. He said it was funny as hell until the cat died of heart failure.

Man, I hate that guy...

Man... I love that guy! Meth to a cat lmao, how long did it take to kill it? Did it suffer?? Or was it a peaceful death?
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06-19-2006, 01:23 AM

We killed a friends cockatiel as a teenager by blowing second hand marijuana smoke into his face.

He was talking and squawking and carrying on like crazy until "thump", he hit the bottom of the cage.

Funny until that moment.

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06-19-2006, 01:24 AM

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Only if you would have gave up that ass for my monkey ass breath

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06-19-2006, 01:25 AM

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Only if you would have gave up that ass for my monkey ass breath

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06-19-2006, 01:28 AM

Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy

We killed a friends cockatiel as a teenager by blowing second hand marijuana smoke into his face.

He was talking and squawking and carrying on like crazy until "thump", he hit the bottom of the cage.

Funny until that moment.

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Well toyboy my brother from another mother that is not my first venture getting

animals drunk as balls i once got a pot belly pig on all fours and he was the

life of the party and ever since then he wouldnt hang out til he got some beer

and he finally kick the bucket but I don't think it was from the drinking. where

are you these days?

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06-19-2006, 01:31 AM

Originally posted by BT

Well toyboy my brother from another mother that is not my first venture getting

animals drunk as balls i once got a pot belly pig on all fours and he was the

life of the party and ever since then he wouldnt hang out til he got some beer

and he finally kick the bucket but I don't think it was from the drinking. where

are you these days?

Mate, saw so little of you in Phoenix ! Hopefully you'll be in Vegas or Florida ?

I am in Seattle presently, still "visiting" my home in Australia every now and then.

Good to see you are alive, well and partying hard bro.

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06-19-2006, 01:33 AM

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Man... I love that guy! Meth to a cat lmao, how long did it take to kill it? Did it suffer?? Or was it a peaceful death?

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06-19-2006, 01:40 AM

Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy

Mate, saw so little of you in Phoenix ! Hopefully you'll be in Vegas or Florida ?

I am in Seattle presently, still "visiting" my home in Australia every now and then.

Good to see you are alive, well and partying hard bro.

I am down under feeling like thunder and you know for sure I will be at the

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06-19-2006, 01:51 AM

Lol monkeys are great i would love a pet one if i was allowed

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06-19-2006, 01:54 AM

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I am down under feeling like thunder and you know for sure I will be at the

August Show in my home town and I think its time for me to show you how we

really do it in the sunny south. i got a few tricks up my sleave and to cut thru

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06-19-2006, 02:03 AM

when I was a kid I saw a monkey getting drunk on wine, it was the funniest shit ever

strangely enough even though the monkey was jumping on chairs, tables, flipping in the air etc it never fell or hurt itself, looks to me that they handle their drinks btter than most of us ;)
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06-19-2006, 02:06 AM

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06-19-2006, 03:24 PM

Originally posted by Antonio

when I was a kid I saw a monkey getting drunk on wine, it was the funniest shit ever

strangely enough even though the monkey was jumping on chairs, tables, flipping in the air etc it never fell or hurt itself, looks to me that they handle their drinks btter than most of us ;)

Haha, no shit but I can remember a few epidsodes of myself jumping of chairs,

tables and flipping in the air but that was mostly after having sex.

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06-19-2006, 03:29 PM

Beware of the really drunken monkeys, its a really bad scene...

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06-19-2006, 03:30 PM

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06-19-2006, 03:30 PM

Originally posted by BT

No shit I am traveling abroad and they have a monkey in the tree who likes

no one else so I start talking to him with burps and fuck offs and he slowly

tasted the beer that I put in a plate for him and the next thing you know he

is on my shoulder drinking out of my bottle and we got loaded but he was

putting on a show jumping from his stand doing shit like tripple lindee till he

was down for the count and I mean dones ville. I have picks and will show

you my new monkey friend. I may buy him and get him home with me.

Anyway, I am having a blast on my vacation so get ready for the return of BT

when I bring monkeydrunks.com to the spectrum. LOL Out like your mom at prom!

man that is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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06-19-2006, 04:11 PM

Originally posted by Mr. Romance

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06-19-2006, 04:17 PM

I got chased by a baboon once when I was a kid... and another time watched a monkey throw his man gravey at some kids visiting the zoo.... They don't rate high on my list of animales to get drunk with anymore.
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06-19-2006, 04:20 PM

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06-19-2006, 04:24 PM

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06-19-2006, 05:26 PM

lol, I've seen drunk puppy before but never a drunk monkey. We badly need some pics here.
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06-19-2006, 05:39 PM

haha we need a video of this!

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06-19-2006, 05:41 PM

Lol..now that would be a sight to see

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06-19-2006, 05:42 PM

Originally posted by NoWhErE

Isn't this the beggining of the story of how AIDS came to North America?

Oh man, that is tooo funny !!!!

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06-19-2006, 05:43 PM

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