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  • painintheass
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2004
    • 838

    #1

    Who here dont like fake cocks??

    I use to like any cocks, fake, real. But now fake ones does nothing for me. I guess i got tired of watching the same fake ones over and over again. Any one elce not like fake cocks??? Do you turn down boys with fake cocks?

    I say keep it real and natural, its 100 times better. In North america there are so many fucking fake ones that you think its the norm.

    Ok, lets say you got a Dick in bed, i learned how to tell them apart.


    Look for the following:
    1. When lying on your back, the cock spreads your vaginal lips too far apart
    2. When you touch a real cock it have a soft, subtle curve between the testicles. Fakies have a sudden big ass gap.
    3. Real cocks bend a little, fake ones do not.
    4. Fake ones are really high on a man's hips
    5. Fake ones often have a 'hard' look, explains no bending.

    anything i missed?

    By the way, boys with fake cocks are easier to get in bed. Real ones are much harder. I think they have high standards
  • Susan F
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2004
    • 397

    #2
    OMG, Too funny!


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    • MandyBlake
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      • Nov 2002
      • 17761

      #3
      what in the hell are you talking about?
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      • Manowar
        jellyfish  
        • Dec 2003
        • 71528

        #4

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        • mufas
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2004
          • 1054

          #5

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          • Sarah_Jayne
            Now with more Jayne
            • Dec 2002
            • 40077

            #6
            *puff* *puff* *pass*

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            • xlogger
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2004
              • 9507

              #7
              wow - did you mean to copy my thread? Fake COCK rule btw. I have one and love it!!

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              • HoneLynn
                Registered User
                • Sep 2003
                • 36

                #8
                Who cares as long as they get the job done
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                • CDSmith
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • May 2001
                  • 51460

                  #9
                  I had a strapon gallery submitted to one of my tgp's the other day and the fake cock had a condom on it.

                  What's up with that?
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                  • painintheass
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 838

                    #10
                    Originally posted by xlogger
                    wow - did you mean to copy my thread? Fake COCK rule btw. I have one and love it!!
                    So I take it that you don't find that it tends to rub the back of your throat raw?

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                    • tranza
                      ICQ: 197-556-237
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 57559

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MandyBlake
                      what in the hell are you talking about?
                      I would like to know also...
                      I'm just a newbie.

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                      • Sarah_Jayne
                        Now with more Jayne
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 40077

                        #12
                        and frankly, I have wet dreams about strapons but that is just me, I am sure.

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                        • markyman
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 822

                          #13
                          Markyman

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                          • Violetta
                            Affiliate
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 28735

                            #14
                            Originally posted by CDSmith
                            I had a strapon gallery submitted to one of my tgp's the other day and the fake cock had a condom on it.

                            What's up with that?
                            hehe... Its a freaky world we live in


                            What is a fake cock anyway? I didnt understand this thread!
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                            • fl_prn_str
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 5736

                              #15
                              Originally posted by markyman

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                              • SinisterStudios
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2003
                                • 3087

                                #16
                                Please Please tell me where you get your drugs, you must get some good shit
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                                • xlogger
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 9507

                                  #17
                                  i have a 20' cock. 10' i implanted and its fake!

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                                  • fl_prn_str
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 5736

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by SinisterStudios
                                    Please Please tell me where you get your drugs, you must get some good shit

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                                    • flashfire
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                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 13098

                                      #19
                                      whatever you say

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                                      • loverboy
                                        When it rains, it pours
                                        • May 2003
                                        • 20609

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by markyman

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                                        • Nightraven
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 314

                                          #21
                                          A strap on with a condom???

                                          WTF? is that called extreme protection?
                                          Last edited by Nightraven; 03-14-2005, 01:19 PM.
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                                          • painintheass
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Apr 2004
                                            • 838

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by MandyBlake
                                            what in the hell are you talking about?

                                            http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=443704

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                                            • TheDoc
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 13827

                                              #23
                                              For some reason this picture seems relevant to the post.

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                                              • ssp
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2005
                                                • 7990

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by TheDoc
                                                For some reason this picture seems relevant to the post.

                                                Stop posting my dick.

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                                                • Rorschach
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                  • 5579

                                                  #25
                                                  i wish i had a black monster like that

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                                                  • Salie
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Oct 2004
                                                    • 116

                                                    #26
                                                    nothing beats the real thing.
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                                                    • Homer
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                      • 6780

                                                      #27
                                                      lol

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