Well thats it....your dead.....what would you want said at your eulogy?

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  • fl_prn_str
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2004
    • 5736

    #1

    Well thats it....your dead.....what would you want said at your eulogy?

    How do you want to be remembered.....and class for extra credit you may also include your obituary.

    I know its morbid but.............
  • Zebra
    Banned from Kimmy's couch
    • Oct 2001
    • 5091

    #2
    I'm Dead?!?! Wtf? When Did That Happen And Why Did Nobody Tell Me!
    Old School

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    • bigdog
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2001
      • 6964

      #3
      he was never a sig whore

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      • Icon
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2004
        • 1757

        #4
        Died saving women and Children from a sinking cruise ship

        Survived by Wife Salma Hayek Icon

        Icon
        Professional Shark Wrestler
        ICQ: 214 674 095


        "I see Brown people"

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        • crockett
          in a van by the river
          • May 2003
          • 76818

          #5
          The olsen twins did me...


          I think that would be fine..
          In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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          • Stamen
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2004
            • 698

            #6
            Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was...he was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors, and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of southern California from La Holla to Leo Carillo, and up to Pismo. He died.. he died as so many young men of his generation before his time, and in your wisdom, Lord, you took him. Just as you took so many bright, flowering young men at Khe San, and Lan Doc, and Hill 364. These young men gave their lives, and so did Donny. Donny who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos.. in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been....we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Goodnight, sweet prince.
            Show me the pistil porn!

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            • Kevsh
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2004
              • 8619

              #7
              Originally posted by Icon
              Died saving women and Children from a sinking cruise ship

              Survived by Wife Salma Hayek Icon
              Good one, I'm sure Salma would be in mourning for years

              Mine:
              From my future wife: "I loved him for being such a good man. He treated me with respect, always supported me and never let me down."

              From the future kids: "He never spoiled us and always made sure we knew how proud he was of us."

              From friends: "Damn, where are we going to pre-drink now?"

              From enemies: "I hated his guts but he was always mature and professional about how he hated mine."

              From the freak (she knows who she is): "It's true, I lied my ass off and I'm sorry it caused you so much grief."

              From my ex-roommate (aka 'fatass'): "Your still not getting your rent deposit back because I spent it all on the Jenny Craig program. As you can see, it didn't work."

              From GFY: "Who the f**k was he?"

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              • chodadog
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2002
                • 9736

                #8
                I haven't done the things i want to be remembered for yet. But i will.
                26 + 6 = 1

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                • reynold
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 51271

                  #9
                  Reynold, a good friend and one sexy guy.

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                  • jamesonxx
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 758

                    #10
                    I want to be remembered as a nice post whore.


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                    • BRISK
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 12240

                      #11
                      I don't want a eulogy. I don't want a funeral either.
                      I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                      I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                      • dasexi1
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 934

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Zebra
                        I'm Dead?!?! Wtf? When Did That Happen And Why Did Nobody Tell Me!
                        I know right! this is the second time I've died on GFY!

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                        • who
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 19593

                          #13
                          I'd probably be happy enough if someone just turned up for the funeral.

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                          • dasexi1
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 934

                            #14
                            Originally posted by .?.
                            I'd probably be happy enough if someone just turned up for the funeral.
                            could be worse, you could be one of those people that dies in the bathtub and is found two months later only because the neighbors complain about a extremely foul oder coming from the house next door

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