and when my girl comes over.. i masterbate like 30 times right before.. so when we fuck i last a really long time and shes all like " OMG MIKE, YOU'RE LIKE A SUPERHERO WHO NEVER BUSTS - OMG"
yeah. that's what shes like..
and then im all like.. yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im fucking awwesome
and when my girl comes over.. i masterbate like 30 times right before.. so when we fuck i last a really long time and shes all like " OMG MIKE, YOU'RE LIKE A SUPERHERO WHO NEVER BUSTS - OMG"
yeah. that's what shes like..
and then im all like.. yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im fucking awwesome
and then shes like
and then im like
and then shes like
and then im like werd
i'm glad your boyfriend thinks you are a super hero because you masturbate 30 times before fucking him
and when my girl comes over.. i masterbate like 30 times right before.. so when we fuck i last a really long time and shes all like " OMG MIKE, YOU'RE LIKE A SUPERHERO WHO NEVER BUSTS - OMG"
yeah. that's what shes like..
and then im all like.. yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im fucking awwesome
one time i tried to beat my friend's record by masturbating once per hour for twenty four hours in order to reach a total of 24 times in one day (obviously). i was relatively certain that this would cause me to be a neighborhood legend, but after like 12, my penis felt like it was going to fall off so I stopped.
and when my girl comes over.. i masterbate like 30 times right before.. so when we fuck i last a really long time and shes all like " OMG MIKE, YOU'RE LIKE A SUPERHERO WHO NEVER BUSTS - OMG"
yeah. that's what shes like..
and then im all like.. yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im fucking awwesome
and when my girl comes over.. i masterbate like 30 times right before.. so when we fuck i last a really long time and shes all like " OMG MIKE, YOU'RE LIKE A SUPERHERO WHO NEVER BUSTS - OMG"
yeah. that's what shes like..
and then im all like.. yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im fucking awwesome
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