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A Truly Canadian Apology To The United States Of America

03-09-2005, 03:40 PM

A Truly Canadian Apology to the U.S.

On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. Our countries haven't been getting along very well recently, and for that, I am truly sorry.

I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all, it's not like you actually elected him the first time around.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defence I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much better than yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your White House during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt! It's very nice.

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we feel your pain.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way, which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

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03-09-2005, 03:42 PM

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03-09-2005, 03:42 PM

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03-09-2005, 03:43 PM

your country would have all my sympathies if there weren't these crazy french people who even call Hot Dog "Chien Chaud".
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03-09-2005, 03:45 PM

Originally posted by ThePornBrain

your country would have all my sympathies if there weren't these crazy french people who even call Hot Dog "Chien Chaud".

I can't argue with you there

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03-09-2005, 03:45 PM

Irony:

Liberals bragging about the market value of their natural resources.
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03-09-2005, 03:45 PM

LOL Thanks that was a great way to end the day

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03-09-2005, 03:45 PM

Very well put.
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03-09-2005, 03:48 PM

Originally posted by ThePornBrain

your country would have all my sympathies if there weren't these crazy french people who even call Hot Dog "Chien Chaud".

Trust me, we don't like them either

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03-09-2005, 03:58 PM

If I were canada, I would be mad also.

They have been getting the shaft on the human trade.

They are exporting their Athletes, Actors, Comedians, business men, and people who qualify for higher education.

and the US is sending them the girly-men that are scared of the military.

Not fair at all
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03-09-2005, 04:02 PM

Originally posted by AngelDollarsAndy

Trust me, we don't like them either

Better watch who you're offending... There are some very active Quebec webmasters around here.

In fact, I probably owe more favors to Quebecois than anyone else... They've always been good to me.

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03-09-2005, 04:02 PM

You better say your sorry you little bitch!
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03-09-2005, 04:04 PM

Originally posted by FunForOne

If I were canada, I would be mad also.

They have been getting the shaft on the human trade.

They are exporting their Athletes, Actors, Comedians, business men, and people who qualify for higher education.

and the US is sending them the girly-men that are scared of the military.

Not fair at all

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03-09-2005, 04:05 PM

dont get me wrong, I love canda. I'm glad they are neighbors of the U.S.

I just wish they loved us as much.
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03-09-2005, 04:09 PM

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03-09-2005, 04:09 PM

Originally posted by ThePornBrain

your country would have all my sympathies if there weren't these crazy french people who even call Hot Dog "Chien Chaud".

I'll have to go ahead and give you that point.

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03-09-2005, 04:15 PM

Originally posted by FunForOne

If I were canada, I would be mad also.

They have been getting the shaft on the human trade.

They are exporting their Athletes, Actors, Comedians, business men, and people who qualify for higher education.

and the US is sending them the girly-men that are scared of the military.

Not fair at all

For once I agree with what you've said.

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03-09-2005, 04:18 PM

you missed a couple notes. i would also like to see apologies for:

Brian Adams

Celine Dionne

and

Taking the Red Green Show off the air.

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03-09-2005, 04:43 PM

Originally posted by DrinkingHard

I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.
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03-09-2005, 04:50 PM

Too funny but sooo true! Now take our beef and lumber and stop acting like u own us!

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03-09-2005, 04:51 PM

Any American reading that is scratching his head thinking "They beat us at hockey? At the Olympics? What did they do, ice over the swimming pool?"

Read: The US could care less about losing at to us at hockey ...
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03-09-2005, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by FunForOne

dont get me wrong, I love canda. I'm glad they are neighbors of the U.S.

I just wish they loved us as much.

Take a joke, buddy.
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03-09-2005, 05:42 PM

Originally posted by rambler

Take a joke, buddy.

did you read the thread?
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03-09-2005, 05:45 PM

Originally posted by ThePornBrain

your country would have all my sympathies if there weren't these crazy french people who even call Hot Dog "Chien Chaud".

Nobody calls hot-dog "chien chaud" ... Where's the "ignorant american" smiley again..?
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03-09-2005, 06:52 PM

about time.

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03-09-2005, 06:56 PM

Originally posted by FunForOne

If I were canada, I would be mad also.

They have been getting the shaft on the human trade.

They are exporting their Athletes, Actors, Comedians, business men, and people who qualify for higher education.

and the US is sending them the girly-men that are scared of the military.

Not fair at all

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03-09-2005, 06:59 PM

I love my american friends to the south - to the point that their arrogance and deniability of any skeptical action on their part. There isnt fairness in their judgement of others... and they dont see the need to be fair. If what they did to others was practised on them - they would be screaming injustice.

If iraq came in and took over california if Iraq thought silicone valley was producing computer chips for weapons to be launched on them - USA would demand from the UN action be taken - yet when they do it - somehow its acceptable and totally justified.

When it happens to them its injustice and wrong - when they do it to others - its democracy in action - its "okay" and why is the other country bitching??

Soon they wont be the superpower they once thought - and their downfall will be the fault of those in power, and the "archie bunker" attitude that they can do no wrong -

its a " do as I say - not as I do " government

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03-09-2005, 07:09 PM

Originally posted by Dagwolf

Better watch who you're offending... There are some very active Quebec webmasters around here.

In fact, I probably owe more favors to Quebecois than anyone else... They've always been good to me.

It's allright. I always knew those fuckers were bullshitting us in 1995 with their lame ass "I LOVE YOU QUEBEC" rally. Next time it's not going to work. I can't wait for the next referendum
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03-09-2005, 07:11 PM

Originally posted by TheLegacy

their downfall will be the fault of those in power

didn't see that coming...........
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03-09-2005, 07:17 PM

Originally posted by AngelDollarsAndy

Trust me, we don't like them either

then next time we want to seperate let us you bastard fuckers.

instead of flying to montreal by the thousands and singing we love you in our streets and then spending millions on sponsorship programs to keep us.

We want out as much as you hate us.
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03-09-2005, 07:27 PM

Originally posted by TheLegacy

I love my american friends to the south - to the point that their arrogance and deniability of any skeptical action on their part. There isnt fairness in their judgement of others... and they dont see the need to be fair. If what they did to others was practised on them - they would be screaming injustice.

If iraq came in and took over california if Iraq thought silicone valley was producing computer chips for weapons to be launched on them - USA would demand from the UN action be taken - yet when they do it - somehow its acceptable and totally justified.

When it happens to them its injustice and wrong - when they do it to others - its democracy in action - its "okay" and why is the other country bitching??

Soon they wont be the superpower they once thought - and their downfall will be the fault of those in power, and the "archie bunker" attitude that they can do no wrong -

its a " do as I say - not as I do " government

I am curious what information you based this opinion on?
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03-09-2005, 07:32 PM

Good job! Keep the hatred going, people!

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03-09-2005, 07:38 PM

Originally posted by AngelDollarsAndy

Trust me, we don't like them either

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03-09-2005, 07:39 PM

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03-09-2005, 07:39 PM

I still do not understand the cornerstone of this hatred between Canadians and US citizens. :-\
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03-09-2005, 07:43 PM

Originally posted by pxxx

I still do not understand the cornerstone of this hatred between Canadians and US citizens. :-\

No hatred really...just like two brothers squabbling...The bigger brother always tries to take something .We both need each other and it will never change

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03-09-2005, 07:45 PM

I love my canadian neighbors.

Can't we all just get along?
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03-09-2005, 07:47 PM

Originally posted by spunky

No hatred really...just like two brothers squabbling...The bigger brother always tries to take something .We both need each other and it will never change

I see, kind of funny if you ask me. hehe
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03-09-2005, 08:15 PM

hey canaduh, i'll try to sum things up in a nutshell:

jealousy will get you nowhere,,,now fetch me some water

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03-09-2005, 09:13 PM

Originally posted by Dagwolf

Better watch who you're offending... There are some very active Quebec webmasters around here.

In fact, I probably owe more favors to Quebecois than anyone else... They've always been good to me.

I actually dated a french girl for a year... I like the Quebequios...

I think my post was mostly Celine Dion rage overflow...

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03-09-2005, 09:19 PM

Originally posted by AngelDollarsAndy

I actually dated a french girl for a year... I like the Quebequios...

I think my post was mostly Celine Dion rage overflow...

Lame excuse from a dumbass english canadian.
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03-09-2005, 09:21 PM

Oh, canada.... lol

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03-09-2005, 09:29 PM

Originally posted by wallst

hey canaduh, i'll try to sum things up in a nutshell:

jealousy will get you nowhere,,,now fetch me some water

Jealous If you can't decipher sarcasim...Look outside the box...maybe your electricity comes from the great white north

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03-09-2005, 09:35 PM

Originally posted by TheLegacy

I love my american friends to the south - to the point that their arrogance and deniability of any skeptical action on their part. There isnt fairness in their judgement of others... and they dont see the need to be fair. If what they did to others was practised on them - they would be screaming injustice.

this is true in every country. there is no such thing as "fair" in global politics. there are only "interests", those who threaten them and those who protect them.
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03-09-2005, 09:44 PM

I don't know, but being an American, I am embarassed of my country. So I'd say that Canada has nothing to apologize for.

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03-09-2005, 09:47 PM

"Read: The US could care less about losing at to us at hockey ..."

Fucking right we didn't give a shit you had 80% of the NHL on your team <P>Kick our ass in football and it would be a major deal !
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03-09-2005, 10:47 PM

I found this video, may be old, but I think its an apology

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03-09-2005, 10:53 PM

What is it with Canadians and Americans?
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03-09-2005, 11:19 PM

That looks like a very sincere apology.
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