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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    WTF IS THIS???????? Fucking Christ!!!!!!

    TSA Fuckers!!!!!!!!

    Lighters Added to Prohibited Items List

    On that date, lighters will be treated as any other prohibited item and passengers will need to surrender them to the TSA or leave them in their vehicle or with someone who is not traveling. TSA is providing this 45-day grace period to allow travelers to adjust to the new policy. You will not be asked to surrender lighters at the checkpoint until April 14, although screeners may remind travelers about the upcoming change during the screening process.

    As in the past, lighters are still considered hazardous materials and thus are not allowed in checked baggage. Passengers are strongly encouraged to leave these items at home. While passengers may be able to ship lighters home using a private shipping company, there is usually a substantial fee.

    Torch lighters have already been banned from secure areas of airports. TSA put ALL lighters on the Prohibited Items List to reduce a security vulnerability and ease the operational challenge of distinguishing between types of lighters. TSA does not expect the expanded measure to impact wait times at security checkpoints.

    TSA is partnering with airport operators to provide them latitude to identify potential ignition sources for smokers in the secure areas of airports. Passengers are allowed to bring up to four books of matches beyond the checkpoint.
  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #2

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    • xlogger
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2004
      • 9507

      #3
      Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
      NewPort 100's? Same shit i smoke.

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      • Juicy D. Links
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 122992

        #4
        Originally posted by xlogger
        NewPort 100's? Same shit i smoke.
        nah i smoke Kings.

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        • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
          best designer on GFY
          • Mar 2003
          • 30307

          #5
          Bring a book of matches?

          FUck flying...
          I hate flying anyways.

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          • xlogger
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2004
            • 9507

            #6
            Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
            nah i smoke Kings.
            this?

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            • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
              best designer on GFY
              • Mar 2003
              • 30307

              #7
              Everyne knows a plane can be hi jacked with a can of hair spray and a lighter right?

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              • Spunky
                I need a beer
                • Jun 2002
                • 133978

                #8
                Good time to quit smoking

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                • Head
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 8278

                  #9
                  Time to quit people.

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                  • Juicy D. Links
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 122992

                    #10
                    Originally posted by xlogger
                    this?

                    Nah Newport Lights Kings like the regular ones

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                    • xlogger
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 9507

                      #11
                      Originally posted by spunky
                      Good time to quit smoking
                      Last 10 year of your life sucks anyways, might as well smoke.

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                      • Juicy D. Links
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Apr 2001
                        • 122992

                        #12
                        Originally posted by AlienQ
                        Bring a book of matches?

                        FUck flying...
                        I hate flying anyways.

                        This is the ironic part

                        "Passengers are allowed to bring up to four books of matches beyond the checkpoint."

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                        • PHPdude
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 1164

                          #13
                          its part of the usa paranoia on national security
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                          • The Other Sweetie
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2003
                            • 453

                            #14
                            Originally posted by AlienQ
                            Everyne knows a plane can be hi jacked with a can of hair spray and a lighter right?
                            Farts are flammable, too. Next thing you know, butt plugs will be a prerequisite to fly.

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                            • warlock5
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 2808

                              #15
                              What about your fingers? You could poke someones eye out with one of those things.

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                              • jacked
                                sperm tail
                                • May 2004
                                • 11019

                                #16
                                bah how do you smoke newport lights those things taste like ass it's either regular newports or marlboro milds for me
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                                • After Shock Media
                                  It's coming look busy
                                  • Mar 2001
                                  • 35299

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by AlienQ
                                  Everyne knows a plane can be hi jacked with a can of hair spray and a lighter right?
                                  Hmm and not a can of hair spray and a book of matches.

                                  Lets just solve this once and for all. Everyone must fly butt naked from now on.

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                                  • Tala
                                    Fucked if I know
                                    • Dec 2002
                                    • 23368

                                    #18
                                    Oh for fuck's sake. Isn't this being carried a wee bit too far? Jesus.

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                                    • jamesonxx
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 758

                                      #19
                                      Sexy pic Juicy.


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                                      • WiredGuy
                                        Pounding Googlebot
                                        • Aug 2002
                                        • 34515

                                        #20
                                        So you can't keep them in carryons or check them in? wtf?
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                                        • Kevsh
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 8619

                                          #21
                                          Not a big deal, just buy a cheap lighter wherever you are travelling to - I'm sure there are places at airports that will stock them up just because they know we'll all be looking for one the second we're off the plane!

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                                          • After Shock Media
                                            It's coming look busy
                                            • Mar 2001
                                            • 35299

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Kevsh
                                            Not a big deal, just buy a cheap lighter wherever you are travelling to - I'm sure there are places at airports that will stock them up just because they know we'll all be looking for one the second we're off the plane!
                                            And they also know you will be wanting a smoke ASAP. So what was once cheap will go the way of the muffin and become expensive.

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                                            • Warren
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 2284

                                              #23
                                              just take two little stick's and rub them together, You know how to rub em juicy, so You keep saying
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                                              • Pleasurepays
                                                BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
                                                • Aug 2002
                                                • 11913

                                                #24
                                                don't worry all.. i am going to start a nationwide movement to put all the danger and risk back into flying.

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                                                • Wolfy
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                  • 3574

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by xlogger
                                                  Last 10 year of your life sucks anyways, might as well smoke.

                                                  The last 10 years of your life are the last 10 years of your life, whther you live to be 10 or 50 or 90. Might want to rethink your philosophy :D

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                                                  • The Adult Broker
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                    • 5265

                                                    #26
                                                    May 1st is my quitting date. this time I mean it!

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                                                    • myjah
                                                      Back in the harbor
                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                      • 11482

                                                      #27
                                                      I'll never remember to bring matches with me and I bet they stop giving them away in the airport restaurants.
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                                                      • mikeyddddd
                                                        Viva la vulva!
                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                        • 16557

                                                        #28
                                                        Who has the lighter concession contract at the airport? Everybody's gonna want one when they get off their flight.

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                                                        • brand0n
                                                          been very busy
                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                          • 26983

                                                          #29
                                                          who cares? honestly man, is a dollar bic that big of an issue?

                                                          quit smoking. just put em the fuck down. i did it.
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                                                          • Herb Kornfield
                                                            Is on the 1
                                                            • Sep 2002
                                                            • 4996

                                                            #30
                                                            The new master plan is to open a lighter stand at all airports.

                                                            $5.00 a lighter.... I can see the cash rollin in now.

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                                                            • Sosa
                                                              In Tushy Land
                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 40149

                                                              #31
                                                              damn smokers anyways

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                                                              • d00t
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Sep 2002
                                                                • 3766

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
                                                                The new master plan is to open a lighter stand at all airports.

                                                                $5.00 a lighter.... I can see the cash rollin in now.
                                                                just beat me to it!!

                                                                a "smokers room" with a lighter machine? insert $1 to light ya cig...?

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                                                                • pxxx
                                                                  First African GFY Member
                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                  • 12114

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Looks like it is time to let the cig go Juicy. ;)

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                                                                  • pornguy
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                    • 62910

                                                                    #34
                                                                    With the way people are now days can you blame them??

                                                                    Hell parents blame the producers of porn, for thier child finding porn in the net. Instead pf blaming themselves. How the hell can you trust them with a lighter on an airplane.
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                                                                    • spideriux
                                                                      Registered User
                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                      • 17227

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

                                                                      nice...
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                                                                      • mortenb
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                                        • 2203

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Damn.. I thought you meant real Kings cigs..



                                                                        Best damn smoke on the planet

                                                                        Btw. The label at the bottom of the pack says "Smoking can kill"
                                                                        Last edited by mortenb; 03-10-2005, 11:40 AM.

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                                                                        • V_RocKs
                                                                          Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                          • 32451

                                                                          #37
                                                                          All because a few idiots are just that... idiots...

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                                                                          • sickbeatz
                                                                            The Hustler
                                                                            • Feb 2005
                                                                            • 4993

                                                                            #38
                                                                            damn
                                                                            i hate losing my lighters

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                                                                            • nojob
                                                                              The Original NoJob
                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                              • 3682

                                                                              #39
                                                                              I am glad that I do not smoke.

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                                                                              • kmanrox
                                                                                aka K-Man
                                                                                • Oct 2001
                                                                                • 29295

                                                                                #40
                                                                                smoking is for weak pussies anyways, who cares?
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                                                                                • Kimmykim
                                                                                  bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                  • 16015

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                                                                                  don't worry all.. i am going to start a nationwide movement to put all the danger and risk back into flying.
                                                                                  I'll sign that petition asap.

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                                                                                  • tungsten
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                                                    • 10579

                                                                                    #42
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                                                                                    • Wizzo
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                                                                                      • Nov 2000
                                                                                      • 15224

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Kevsh
                                                                                      I'm sure there are places at airports that will stock them up just because they know we'll all be looking for one the second we're off the plane!
                                                                                      I'm willing to bet you'll even find them withen the "secure zone"... shortly after 9/11 they took nail clippers at the check point and then went to newsstand by the gate and bought a new pair... fucking morons!
                                                                                      Last edited by Wizzo; 03-10-2005, 12:25 PM.
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                                                                                      • Prof.Dr. Den
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Jan 2005
                                                                                        • 442

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        yeah man :D

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                                                                                        • sweetME
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                                                          • 3162

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                          I like this


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                                                                                          • axelcat
                                                                                            Adult Locals
                                                                                            • Jun 2002
                                                                                            • 25450

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by xlogger
                                                                                            NewPort 100's? Same shit i smoke.
                                                                                            that stuff will kill you

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                                                                                            • evilpope
                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                              • Jun 2004
                                                                                              • 26

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              i like camel wides myself

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