Woman Says, Man Hears
What a woman says:
This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up.
Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes
to wear if we don't do laundry right now!
What a man hears:
Blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON, YOU AND I,
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR,
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES,
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW .
Moral: Never argue with your wife. Just dicker.
What a woman says:
This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up.
Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes
to wear if we don't do laundry right now!
What a man hears:
Blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON, YOU AND I,
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR,
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES,
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW .
Moral: Never argue with your wife. Just dicker.
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