The facts on screaming:
Three men are discussing their previous night's lovemaking.
The first says, "My wife, I rubbed her all over with fine olive oil. We made wonderful love. She screamed for five minutes."
The second says, "I spread sweet butter on my wife's body. We made passionate love. She screamed for half an hour."
Says the third, "I covered my wife with canola oil. Then we made love. She screamed for six hours."
The others are impressed. "Six hours? How did you make her scream for six hours?"
He shrugs. "I wiped my hands on the drapes."
It takes a big man to cry. But it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Three men are discussing their previous night's lovemaking.
The first says, "My wife, I rubbed her all over with fine olive oil. We made wonderful love. She screamed for five minutes."
The second says, "I spread sweet butter on my wife's body. We made passionate love. She screamed for half an hour."
Says the third, "I covered my wife with canola oil. Then we made love. She screamed for six hours."
The others are impressed. "Six hours? How did you make her scream for six hours?"
He shrugs. "I wiped my hands on the drapes."
It takes a big man to cry. But it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
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