My ass always smells like shit no matter how many times I wash it.

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  • woj
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    • Jul 2002
    • 47880
    #51
    50 asses that smell like shit...
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      • mikeyddddd
        Viva la vulva!
        • Mar 2003
        • 16557
        #52
        Originally posted by xclusive
        use scented baby wipes
        Also highly recommended by a friend. He says when you start using them you never feel clean without them. He used to be a cool dude but he got married and she cleaned his ass up.

        Paraskass, smell someone else's ass instead. Either you'll like it better and will quit smelling your own or it will smell worse and you'll think your ass ain't so bad after all and quit bitchin' about it.

        Does it itch? Do you smell your finger afterwards? Does it smell just as bad?

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          • Icon
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            • Nov 2004
            • 1757
            #53
            Originally posted by nichecontentguru
            Open your fucking ass this wide and give it a proper shower:


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              • Danny Dukes
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                • Oct 2003
                • 1988
                #54
                Originally posted by DavieVegas
                ya but when it would grow back wouldnt it really itche? nothing worse then an itchy ass
                For some reason your ass doesn't itch as much or at all when it grows back unlike the hair on your balls, why, I have no idea.

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                  • reynold
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 51271
                    #55
                    This thread makes me sick.

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                      • Kevin2
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2003
                        • 1429
                        #56
                        Originally posted by Paraskass
                        It is fucking depressing.

                        it is always smelling like shit.
                        Try washing the finger your smelling

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                          • TruckStopProductions
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                            • Feb 2005
                            • 468
                            #57
                            OMG SCAT ..hell yeah ima a scatty muthafucker. i love my scat

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                              • Weppel
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2003
                                • 2190
                                #58
                                Why would you want to smell your ass anyway?

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                                  • pxxx
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                                    • Mar 2004
                                    • 12114
                                    #59
                                    This thread is depressing, i can't believe it read it.

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                                      • abyss_al
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                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 15605
                                        #60
                                        Originally posted by gh0st
                                        I'm facing the same problem.. when I'm in the shower I lay down on my back and scrub my asshole until it's raw.. I seriously use my fingernails and dig that shit with the soap.. I don't stop until I smell my fingers and it doesn't smell like poop anymore.. What you need to do is use a washcloth and scrub your asshole with soap so hard and fast until it's almost bleeding. and then DO IT AGAIN... then use babywipes for 5 minutes straight... it will burn so good.. your asshole will be so FRESH AND CLEAN, FAGGOT. YEAAAAA

                                        btw im drunk, and this is the most helpful post in this thread..

                                        Close thread now, Problem has been solved by gh0st with a little help from bacardi 151... well, a lot of help..

                                        WASHCLOTH, FINGERNAILS, SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB, BABYWIPE SCRUB, BURN, OWWW, YOUR ASS WILL BE CLEAN

                                        CLEAN UNDER YOUR FINGERNAILS WITH SOAP AFTER, ALSO, UHH...
                                        YEAH THATS ABOUT IT BYE

                                        Edit: don't judge me for this post, i am very very drunk

                                        Edit #2: are you irish? I am, Maybe stinky bums are in our blood

                                        Edit #3: Maybe we're just paranoid and pay more attention to the scent of our asses than anyone else.. when you're in a car in the middle of the winter and somebody rolls their window down a little bit.. do you get paranoid and think OMG I MUST SMELL BAD. I do. But I spend hours in the bathroom preventing the stink.. Make sure u wear clean clothes every day, Use double deturgent. Cover yourself in calogne.. IM fucking adorable though, I'm 18, Cute as a button.. Does anyone wanna see pics? I'm a psychotic paranoid clean freak maniac. I stay smelling so handsome.. OMG IM ABOUT TO JACK OFF

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                                          • Big Red Machine
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                                            • Jan 2005
                                            • 9586
                                            #61
                                            Medical Term: Chronic Swamp Ass

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                                              • PenisFace
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Oct 2003
                                                • 3774
                                                #62
                                                Originally posted by Weppel
                                                Why would you want to smell your ass anyway?
                                                It's not like he bends over and takes a big wiff of it, he can smell it when sitting in a normal sitting position and such. I have the same problem if I dont wash my crack every day in the shower
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                                                  • nofx
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                    • 16826
                                                    #63
                                                    Originally posted by gh0st
                                                    I'm facing the same problem.. when I'm in the shower I lay down on my back and scrub my asshole until it's raw.. I seriously use my fingernails and dig that shit with the soap.. I don't stop until I smell my fingers and it doesn't smell like poop anymore.. What you need to do is use a washcloth and scrub your asshole with soap so hard and fast until it's almost bleeding. and then DO IT AGAIN... then use babywipes for 5 minutes straight... it will burn so good.. your asshole will be so FRESH AND CLEAN, FAGGOT. YEAAAAA

                                                    btw im drunk, and this is the most helpful post in this thread..

                                                    Close thread now, Problem has been solved by gh0st with a little help from bacardi 151... well, a lot of help..

                                                    WASHCLOTH, FINGERNAILS, SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB, BABYWIPE SCRUB, BURN, OWWW, YOUR ASS WILL BE CLEAN

                                                    CLEAN UNDER YOUR FINGERNAILS WITH SOAP AFTER, ALSO, UHH...
                                                    YEAH THATS ABOUT IT BYE

                                                    Edit: don't judge me for this post, i am very very drunk

                                                    Edit #2: are you irish? I am, Maybe stinky bums are in our blood

                                                    Edit #3: Maybe we're just paranoid and pay more attention to the scent of our asses than anyone else.. when you're in a car in the middle of the winter and somebody rolls their window down a little bit.. do you get paranoid and think OMG I MUST SMELL BAD. I do. But I spend hours in the bathroom preventing the stink.. Make sure u wear clean clothes every day, Use double deturgent. Cover yourself in calogne.. IM fucking adorable though, I'm 18, Cute as a button.. Does anyone wanna see pics? I'm a psychotic paranoid clean freak maniac. I stay smelling so handsome.. OMG IM ABOUT TO JACK OFF

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                                                      • SykkBoy2
                                                        Jesus loves bacon
                                                        • Feb 2001
                                                        • 19969
                                                        #64
                                                        Originally posted by Arowanna
                                                        eMonk, wtf that are some nasty pics

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                                                        so, do you always read threads about stinky asses while eating?
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                                                          • wargames
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                                                            • May 2003
                                                            • 10423
                                                            #65
                                                            Try poking an incense into your ass. :orglaugh
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                                                              • polish_aristocrat
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Jul 2002
                                                                • 40377
                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by PenisFace
                                                                It's not like he bends over and takes a big wiff of it, he can smell it when sitting in a normal sitting position and such. I have the same problem if I dont wash my crack every day in the shower
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                                                                  • nojob
                                                                    The Original NoJob
                                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                                    • 3682
                                                                    #67
                                                                    i am not into these pics. but nice stats.

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