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  • Paraskass
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    • May 2002
    • 5829

    #1

    My ass always smells like shit no matter how many times I wash it.

    It is fucking depressing.

    it is always smelling like shit.
  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    Lamest thread ever

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    • LittleMack
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      • Oct 2003
      • 4645

      #3
      Damn dude, get the colon blow and clean that shit out.
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      • mynetporn
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        • Jun 2004
        • 1154

        #4

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        • Platinum Lantern
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          • Jan 2002
          • 1564

          #5
          Originally posted by Paraskass
          It is fucking depressing.

          it is always smelling like shit.
          *PLAYS LAUGH TRACK*
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          • Paraskass
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            • May 2002
            • 5829

            #6
            Originally posted by LittleMack
            Damn dude, get the colon blow and clean that shit out.
            they can clean it?

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            • hwood
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              • Feb 2004
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              #7
              Why u start this post lol?
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              • rollinOn20s
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                • Nov 2004
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                #8
                Thats what happens when you live in Europe!
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                • eMonk
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                  • Aug 2003
                  • 2310

                  #9
                  don't feel bad.. some people like that shit..











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                  • Paraskass
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                    • May 2002
                    • 5829

                    #10
                    one time, I was going to have sex, and this girl was giving me head until she smelled my ass.

                    yeah, it sucks. I know.

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                    • mynetporn
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                      • Jun 2004
                      • 1154

                      #11
                      Originally posted by eMonk
                      don't feel bad.. some people like that shit..
                      Thats just wrong.

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                      • viki
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                        • Jan 2005
                        • 2640

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Paraskass
                        one time, I was going to have sex, and this girl was giving me head until she smelled my ass.

                        yeah, it sucks. I know.

                        keep your pants on

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                        • Platinum Lantern
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                          • Jan 2002
                          • 1564

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Paraskass
                          one time, I was going to have sex, and this girl was giving me head until she smelled my ass.

                          yeah, it sucks. I know.

                          *PLAYS LAUGH TRACK*
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                          • rollinOn20s
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                            #14
                            Europeans I tell ya, they have stinky o-rings?
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                            • xclusive
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                              • Apr 2004
                              • 35218

                              #15
                              use scented baby wipes

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                              • Antonio
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                                • Oct 2001
                                • 14136

                                #16
                                boy, do I have the perfect smiley for this thread

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                                • RRRED
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                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 6754

                                  #17
                                  OMG.. why oh why did I even read this thread?

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                                  • hydro
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                                    • Dec 2003
                                    • 4216

                                    #18
                                    Asside from washing have you tried wiping?

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                                    • Sosa
                                      In Tushy Land
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 40149

                                      #19
                                      sounds like you got a problem there

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                                      • tungsten
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                                        • Mar 2004
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by xclusive
                                        use scented baby wipes
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                                        • Adulter
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                                          • Feb 2003
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                                          #21
                                          oh.. shit

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                                          • jonesy
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                                            • Jan 2003
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                                            #22
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                                            • spunkmaster
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                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 2052

                                              #23
                                              Take a fucking bath you shit head !

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                                              • yellowmenace
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                                                • Jul 2003
                                                • 1141

                                                #24
                                                baby wipes will do the job
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                                                • gh0st
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                  • 928

                                                  #25
                                                  I'm facing the same problem.. when I'm in the shower I lay down on my back and scrub my asshole until it's raw.. I seriously use my fingernails and dig that shit with the soap.. I don't stop until I smell my fingers and it doesn't smell like poop anymore.. What you need to do is use a washcloth and scrub your asshole with soap so hard and fast until it's almost bleeding. and then DO IT AGAIN... then use babywipes for 5 minutes straight... it will burn so good.. your asshole will be so FRESH AND CLEAN, FAGGOT. YEAAAAA

                                                  btw im drunk, and this is the most helpful post in this thread..

                                                  Close thread now, Problem has been solved by gh0st with a little help from bacardi 151... well, a lot of help..

                                                  WASHCLOTH, FINGERNAILS, SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB, BABYWIPE SCRUB, BURN, OWWW, YOUR ASS WILL BE CLEAN

                                                  CLEAN UNDER YOUR FINGERNAILS WITH SOAP AFTER, ALSO, UHH...
                                                  YEAH THATS ABOUT IT BYE

                                                  Edit: don't judge me for this post, i am very very drunk

                                                  Edit #2: are you irish? I am, Maybe stinky bums are in our blood

                                                  Edit #3: Maybe we're just paranoid and pay more attention to the scent of our asses than anyone else.. when you're in a car in the middle of the winter and somebody rolls their window down a little bit.. do you get paranoid and think OMG I MUST SMELL BAD. I do. But I spend hours in the bathroom preventing the stink.. Make sure u wear clean clothes every day, Use double deturgent. Cover yourself in calogne.. IM fucking adorable though, I'm 18, Cute as a button.. Does anyone wanna see pics? I'm a psychotic paranoid clean freak maniac. I stay smelling so handsome.. OMG IM ABOUT TO JACK OFF
                                                  Last edited by gh0st; 02-25-2005, 11:56 PM.

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                                                  • Babagirls
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                                                    #26
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                                                    • Sparks
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                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                      • 2466

                                                      #27
                                                      Have you tried soap?

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                                                      • kowntafit
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                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 4667

                                                        #28
                                                        Are those shit eating pics real? I fucking hope not.

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                                                        • BastarD
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                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                          • 6341

                                                          #29
                                                          Fuuck, I was just eating breakfest..

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                                                          • attention_whore
                                                            Why does my mouse have brown stains?
                                                            • Feb 2004
                                                            • 335

                                                            #30
                                                            i have problems with my upper buttcrack area.
                                                            i shower everyday but i still collect lint and a funky smell there.
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                                                            • Zerof8
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                              • 1245

                                                              #31
                                                              How do you know that? If you use soap it cant be so bad you can smell it all the time.
                                                              try not to shit. I mean its pretty simple, if the shit= the smell, then just stop doing it.
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                                                              • Danny Dukes
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                                                                • Oct 2003
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                                                                #32
                                                                shave the hair around your asshole and you won't have this problem. Hair tends to hold odor very well

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                                                                • mike-x
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                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                  • 779

                                                                  #33
                                                                  hmmmmm

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                                                                  • Arowanna
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                                    • 248

                                                                    #34
                                                                    eMonk, wtf that are some nasty pics

                                                                    i was eating

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                                                                    • polish_aristocrat
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                      • 40377

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                                      • brilsmurf
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                                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                                        • 3405

                                                                        #36
                                                                        thats called incontinentia
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                                                                        • NoCarrier
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                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                          • 16356

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by RRRED
                                                                          OMG.. why oh why did I even read this thread?
                                                                          The question should be, why did you even leave it open.

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                                                                          • nico-t
                                                                            emperor of my world
                                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                                            • 29901

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by gh0st
                                                                            I'm facing the same problem.. when I'm in the shower I lay down on my back and scrub my asshole until it's raw.. I seriously use my fingernails and dig that shit with the soap.. I don't stop until I smell my fingers and it doesn't smell like poop anymore.. What you need to do is use a washcloth and scrub your asshole with soap so hard and fast until it's almost bleeding. and then DO IT AGAIN... then use babywipes for 5 minutes straight... it will burn so good.. your asshole will be so FRESH AND CLEAN, FAGGOT. YEAAAAA

                                                                            btw im drunk, and this is the most helpful post in this thread..

                                                                            Close thread now, Problem has been solved by gh0st with a little help from bacardi 151... well, a lot of help..

                                                                            WASHCLOTH, FINGERNAILS, SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB, BABYWIPE SCRUB, BURN, OWWW, YOUR ASS WILL BE CLEAN

                                                                            CLEAN UNDER YOUR FINGERNAILS WITH SOAP AFTER, ALSO, UHH...
                                                                            YEAH THATS ABOUT IT BYE

                                                                            Edit: don't judge me for this post, i am very very drunk

                                                                            Edit #2: are you irish? I am, Maybe stinky bums are in our blood

                                                                            Edit #3: Maybe we're just paranoid and pay more attention to the scent of our asses than anyone else.. when you're in a car in the middle of the winter and somebody rolls their window down a little bit.. do you get paranoid and think OMG I MUST SMELL BAD. I do. But I spend hours in the bathroom preventing the stink.. Make sure u wear clean clothes every day, Use double deturgent. Cover yourself in calogne.. IM fucking adorable though, I'm 18, Cute as a button.. Does anyone wanna see pics? I'm a psychotic paranoid clean freak maniac. I stay smelling so handsome.. OMG IM ABOUT TO JACK OFF
                                                                            this thread was already fucking dirty but after this post.... shit is disturbing!

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                                                                            • XXXPAULA
                                                                              Registered User
                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                              • 38

                                                                              #39
                                                                              . This post is disgusting

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                                                                              • E.Kant
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                                                                                • Apr 2004
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                what do you expect your ass to smell like ? like frowers ?
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                                                                                • feN
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                                                                                  • Aug 2003
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  some great advice in this thread!

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                                                                                  • nichecontentguru
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                                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                                    • 600

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Open your fucking ass this wide and give it a proper shower:

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                                                                                    • polish_aristocrat
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                                      • 40377

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by E.Kant
                                                                                      what do you expect your ass to smell like ? like frowers ?
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                                                                                      • Nightraven
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                                                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                                                        • 314

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Paraskass
                                                                                        It is fucking depressing.

                                                                                        it is always smelling like shit.
                                                                                        hmmm - wonder why?! Does anyone have any suggestions????
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                                                                                        • boner 2.0
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                                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                                          • 10970

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          roflmao @ this thread
                                                                                          what the fuck

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                                                                                          • fl_prn_str
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                                                            • 5736

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            go to asian massage parlor get a shower then a massage and skip the happy ending....then burn clothes.....go to wall mart buy new clothes while your there get a washer and dryer and a shitload of tide.....

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                                                                                            • DavieVegas
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                                                                                              • Jun 2004
                                                                                              • 6117

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Danny Dukes
                                                                                              shave the hair around your asshole and you won't have this problem. Hair tends to hold odor very well
                                                                                              ya but when it would grow back wouldnt it really itche? nothing worse then an itchy ass
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                                                                                              • PenisFace
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                                                                                                • Oct 2003
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by DavieVegas
                                                                                                ya but when it would grow back wouldnt it really itche? nothing worse then an itchy ass
                                                                                                That's what's prevented me from shaving my crizzack. I'm afraid it will itch like holy hell
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                                                                                                • DavieVegas
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by PenisFace
                                                                                                  That's what's prevented me from shaving my crizzack. I'm afraid it will itch like holy hell
                                                                                                  same with me.....im afraid
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                                                                                                  • wjxxx
                                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                                                                    • 4448

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    I don`t believe that I`m reading this thread

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