Religious junk everywhere!

Amen!

Hahahaha

I was filling up the tank and some guy came up to me and says "Hey, how you doing?" and I thought he was just trying to be nice, so I turned and said "Fine, and you?" and as I did he shoved a little bible verse page thing at me and told me to take it.

I tried a polite "No" and he persisted then I finally said "No" like I meant it and then I finally said "I am an Atheist" thinking maybe the dense fucker would get the hint, but this jackass was undeterred. He told me I needed saving, yada, yada, yada. I finally told him if he didn?t get away from me I was going to hose him down in gasoline (as I moved my hand towards the pump nozzle, which was filling up my thirsty ass gas tank) and light him up.

He finally gave up and went on to harass other patrons. When I went in to pay, I mentioned to the attendant about how they should call the cops on him, no one wants to be assaulted with religious dogma while they are trying to fill up, and come to find out they let this creep stand there and do this. I told them how goddamned uncool it was (everyone winced every time I said goddamn, too) and how I'd be sure not to stop there again.

I agree with you, it really is disgusting. Christians really are stupid people. They don?t understand that freedom of religion includes freedom FROM religion. They are the first to cry a river when they cant distribute their dogma absolutely everywhere and they feel entitled to intrude on someone's personal space even after they have been told the advances are not welcomed.

As much as the Christians complain about gays, the gays still have one up on them: most gay guys stop hitting on you when you tell them the advances are not welcome.

uhhh.. You'd best move to Utah!

ummm yea its all over the fuggin place

Great story minusonebit! I can only imagine what his face looked like when you went for that gas nozzle LOL They know you can't leave when your filling up your car so they think they have you righ where they want you...a captive audience.

I think if that ever happens to me I'll just hand them a few Ready Lube pillow packs and tell 'em to go get fucked

OMG I SOOOOOOOOOOO new Jesus was a faggot! Now I gots proof! Werd!

haha that gif is hilarious