---> Yo, has anyone here robbed a gas station? I need some help.

**woj** · 05-10-2006, 12:23 PM

50..........

**SetTheWorldonFire** · 05-10-2006, 12:30 PM

I used to work at a gas station before.

All you have to do is stake out the gas station. Watch for people that stop at the pump and place their credit/debt card in. If you see them get frustrated and leave without even getting gas... go the pump where he was at. I can almost garauntee you they did everything right, but choose a grade.

**potter** · 05-10-2006, 12:35 PM

Originally posted by BondOfBabesDotCom

**Malicious Biz** · 05-10-2006, 12:41 PM

Originally posted by RogerV3

if you were smart you would rob a fucking dope dealer before you robbed a gas station. they carry just about as much money on them and they are less likely to go to the police. just be sure to go to a decent neighborhood before you rob the dope man. because if you go in the ghetto and rob one of those guys your bound to get shot at. use your head man...

I hear you on this but yo.. shit is fucking down trodden in the south. even the dope men are broke. you rob a medium size guy around here and you'll only clock like 75 bucks in food stamps, wic card and 3 joints.

**G-Rotica** · 05-10-2006, 12:55 PM

Rent Raising Arizona

Write down everything Nicholas Cage did.

Don't do anything on the list.

**Pim(P)** · 05-10-2006, 01:08 PM

Originally posted by biftek

get a police scanner and the freq of the local coppers , a get away car , burn your clothes , something to cover your scent so that the dogs can't track you
case the joint you plan to rob , find out where the cameras are , if there are any hidden if the doors have lockin activation on them , rob a joint about an hour or 2 from where you live

don't rob a bank that's no an easy task , but if you are after a high profile area , jam the cop frequency for that you will need a high powered radio and a power source , and a decent antenna , then all you need to do is just drop a carrier on the frequency the cops use and they wont be able to talk to each other unless they have other means like mobile phones

or if they use a repeater up on a mountain top , wipe out the repeater with some explosives

so you have to burn your clothes before you enter the bank?

**nofx** · 05-10-2006, 01:15 PM

this thread rules

**sickkittens** · 05-10-2006, 01:43 PM

Just missed some guy get killed trying to rob a gas station a couple weeks ago.

**Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 05-14-2006, 09:25 PM

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=609768

**Malicious Biz** · 05-14-2006, 09:37 PM

mods plz lock this thread.

**split_joel** · 05-14-2006, 09:41 PM

Originally posted by Malicious Biz

God damn right I'm am. A motherfucker gotta eat.

your pathedic, get a job at a fucking gas station or mc dondolds if ur that hungry, or stand out on the street and beg for money. reason im getting serous is cause i think u really want to do this

**fl_prn_str** · 05-14-2006, 11:18 PM

Originally posted by Young

I actually had a webpage that told people how to commit the perfect versions of crimes such as gas station robbery, walmart robbery, bank, murder etc....but didn't release it do to legal issues that i couldn't clear up.

it would have been a hit

Anything is possible...get enough lawyers and have disclaimers all over the site for idiots that would try to actually do it....

Professional driver, closed course, do not attempt?.are the disclaimers on the automobile ads?.pinball manufactures used to put on their machines?.for entertainment use only.

**scotty2hotty1111** · 05-15-2006, 12:42 AM

Originally posted by split_joel

your pathedic, get a job at a fucking gas station or mc dondolds if ur that hungry, or stand out on the street and beg for money. reason im getting serous is cause i think u really want to do this

fuck you let the guy speak his mind THis shits to high and if thats what he has to do then so be it.

**Malicious Biz** · 06-03-2006, 05:44 PM

thanks for the tips gfy! I'm now currently clocking mad dollars!

**mechanicvirus** · 06-03-2006, 05:47 PM

robbing gas stations is small time, i rob oil refineries.

**Grapesoda** · 06-03-2006, 07:41 PM

go down to the corner and suck cock for money . . that's what you'll be anyway once yer in prison, except ya won't be getting paid . . . . why not just start today and skip the jail time?

**Cyndalie** · 06-03-2006, 08:34 PM

This thread has me laughing to tears but this

Originally posted by BondOfBabesDotCom

knocked me off my chair

**Agent 488** · 06-03-2006, 08:53 PM

yet another gfy success story.

**Kimo** · 06-03-2006, 11:17 PM

awesome thread

**Matiz** · 06-03-2006, 11:23 PM

Originally posted by BondOfBabesDotCom

**gooddomains** · 06-04-2006, 12:07 AM

robbing a gas station..my god, what thas this place come to

**CaptainWolfy** · 06-04-2006, 12:20 AM

no i haven't robe any station yet~!

**Malicious Biz** · 06-04-2006, 12:26 AM

Originally posted by split_joel

your pathedic, get a job at a fucking gas station or mc dondolds if ur that hungry, or stand out on the street and beg for money. reason im getting serous is cause i think u really want to do this

Don't be hater dawg! You just jealous you can't clock this kinda money in under a minute sucka!

so don't hate the playa hate the game!

**gandalfuy** · 06-04-2006, 02:51 AM

Originally posted by Malicious Biz

man fuck robbin a bank.. that shit is federal.

hehe, now, that was funny

---> Yo, has anyone here robbed a gas station? I need some help.

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