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  • acctman
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2003
    • 2840

    #1

    Truths about Whites, Blacks, Hispanics

    Before I get the "racist" flag thrown at me, i just want to say that we are all adults and joke are jokes. dont' look into it that much. take it for what its worth.

    10 Truths Black and Hispanic people know, but White people won't
    admit:

    1. Elvis is dead
    2. Jesus was not white.
    3. Rap music is here to stay
    4. Kissing your pet is not clean or cute
    5. Skinny does not mean sexy
    6. Thomas Jefferson had black children
    7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller
    8. N'Sync will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
    9. An occasional butt whooping helps a child stay in line.
    10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

    10 Truths White and Black people know, but Hispanic people won't
    admit:

    1. Hickey's are not attractive.
    2. Chicken is a food, not a roommate
    3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
    4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
    5. Maria is a name, but not for every daughter.
    6. Jump out and run is not in any insurance policy.
    7. 10 people in a car is too many.
    8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion
    statement.
    9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person
    in your family.
    10. Letting your kids run wildly through the store is not normal.

    10 Truths White and Hispanice people know, but Black people won't
    admit:

    1. OJ did it!
    2. Tupac is dead.
    3. Teeth should not be decorated.
    4. Weddings should start on time.
    5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
    6. Jesse Jackson will never be president.
    7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
    8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
    9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
    10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your
    car.
  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    3. Teeth should not be decorated. chicks dig that shit yo

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    • tungsten
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Mar 2004
      • 10579

      #3
      10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your
      car.

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      • TheJimmy
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        • Jan 2001
        • 10747

        #4
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        • fl_prn_str
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2004
          • 5736

          #5
          i must admit.....that sum funny shit.......

          hey, fuck.....im a poet and didnt know it.......foshizzle.

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          • Rorschach
            So Fucking Banned
            • Aug 2002
            • 5579

            #6
            sooner bush gets rid of the coons and the spics, the better. I'm sick of them fucking up my country.

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            • Big Red Machine
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2005
              • 9586

              #7
              Thats some good stuff ,but whats this Elvis is dead shit.

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              • Turboface
                Back in Black
                • Mar 2002
                • 9976

                #8
                Originally posted by Big Red Machine
                Thats some good stuff ,but whats this Elvis is dead shit.
                Ya, all anyone has to do is to read the headlines in the checkout isle and you know he's still out there!

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                • Love Brokers
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 1699

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Turboface
                  Ya, all anyone has to do is to read the headlines in the checkout isle and you know he's still out there!

                  Yeah! He lost weight, had a sex change, and found the Fountain of Youth. But he can't sing anymore and goes by the name of Lisa Marie now!
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                  • kuthi123
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2005
                    • 6478

                    #10
                    nice one,i belive all your 30 truths

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                    • Manowar
                      jellyfish  
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 71528

                      #11

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                      • Danny Dukes
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 1988

                        #12
                        Oh shit, thanks for that laugh. I'm Mexican so I enjoyed all of the Hispanic ones, but this one has to be my favorite......

                        7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.

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                        • emthree
                          Dialer Kingpin
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 10816

                          #13
                          9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

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                          • smack
                            Push Porn Like Weight.
                            • Mar 2002
                            • 10652

                            #14
                            funny shit.
                            Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                            • jonesy
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 6688

                              #15
                              the hispanic was right on target.

                              the white (except for #2) and half of the black ones (except 1,2,3,7,10) werent good.
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                              • gh0st
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Feb 2005
                                • 928

                                #16
                                2. Chicken is a food, not a roommate

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                                • Danny Dukes
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 1988

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by jonesy
                                  the hispanic was right on target.

                                  the white (except for #2) and half of the black ones (except 1,2,3,7,10) werent good.
                                  You must be black, #7 was right on target, and so was #10, mutha fuckers be rolling on D's and a system with a primer paint job with dents and put $2 in change for gas, I've seen it a million times

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