Bushwack Interview #1 - SleazyDream

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  • Voodoo
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    • Sep 2002
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    Bushwack Interview #1 - SleazyDream

    Bushwack Interview #1 - SleazyDream

    Bushwack Interview is a pornography disinformation interview service giving newbies webmaster profiles on "chacacters" in front of the scene in Offline Adult from a multiplicity of ethnic and diverse backgrounds. Please pay no attention to any of the answers to these questions as they have no bearing on anything related to what you do.


    Bushwack Interview #1

    SleazyDream

    SleazyDream is a guy who likes to spend his time on message boards and runs a TGP. He enjoys long walks on the beach, watching movies, camping and spending time plotting his next bukakke session.


    1. Why is your vagina so hairy?
    2. How many times a day do you touch your privates?
    3. Have you ever had sexual fantasies about Juicylinks?
    3. Are you wondering why there are two number 3s?
    4. What is your favorite GFY smiley?
    5. Would you hit it?
    6. Were you breast fed as a little baby?
    7. What's your favorite color?
    8. Can I get a what what?
    9. How do you spell relief?
    10. Is it over yet?

    Sleazy has been involved with many Metrosexual Liberation Groups, and has an extensive stock pile of baby wipes stashed in his closet, because he doesn't like the roughness of regular toilet paper.


    "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."
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    • DavidVH
      Confirmed User
      • May 2004
      • 300
      #2
      asdf@#%#@Q$%^

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978
          #3
          Originally posted by DavidVH
          asdf@#%#@Q$%^
          Huh..no comprend amigo

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            • SleazyDream
              I'm here for SPORT
              • Jul 2001
              • 41470
              #4
              the first time someone did this on me it was midly funny, the second time it was lame - the third time it was stupid.

              this time, i duno.... it's just sad
              This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

              Now read without the word dog.

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                • .:St Ides:.
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 4857
                  #5

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                    • .:St Ides:.
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 4857
                      #6
                      oh I am laughing at sleazy's reply, not the thread itself

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                        • Voodoo
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                          • Sep 2002
                          • 10600
                          #7
                          Originally posted by SleazyDream
                          the first time someone did this on me it was midly funny, the second time it was lame - the third time it was stupid.

                          this time, i duno.... it's just sad
                          :food-smil

                          "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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                            • emthree
                              Dialer Kingpin
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 10816
                              #8
                              gar,l garhar

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                                • 2HousePlague
                                  CURATOR
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 14572
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                  the first time someone did this on me it was midly funny, the second time it was lame - the third time it was stupid.

                                  this time, i duno.... it's just sad

                                  You gotta admit, though, some of these questions are FUUUUNNY!

                                  3. Are you wondering why there are two number 3s?
                                  5. Would you hit it?
                                  8. Can I get a what what?

                                  Okay, maybe not that funny -


                                  j-
                                  tada!

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                                    • kuthi123
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2005
                                      • 6478
                                      #10
                                      another drama?

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                                        • Tala
                                          Fucked if I know
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 23368
                                          #11


                                          Wake Me when it's funny.

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                                            • Voodoo
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                                              • Sep 2002
                                              • 10600
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Tala


                                              Wake Me when it's funny.
                                              No, go back to sleep.

                                              "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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                                                • lloyd
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • May 2002
                                                  • 798
                                                  #13
                                                  ya this is on the lame side, but some day someone needs to do a proper one for you sleazy.. maybe have a vote on who is qualified i dunno..

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